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Song Parodies -> "Nuisance"

Original Song Title:

"Hero"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Enrique Iglesias

Parody Song Title:

"Nuisance"

Parody Written by:

OpuzitXTreme & Milquetoast

The Lyrics

A happy pair of moronic fools wrote this when it was past their bedtimes. Read on.
Let me be your nuisance

Would you run
If I asked you to dance?
Would you cry
And never look back?
Would you dance
If you saw me crying?
And would you shave my mole, tonight?

Would you bite
If I touched your lips?
Would it hurt?
Oh please tell me this.
Now would you become a size 5
For someone you didn't know?
I really love my ap-ple pie.

I will be your nuisance, baby.
I will bring back all your pain.
I will stomp on you forever.
You can make me suffocate.

Would you swear
with an ampersand sign?
Or would you lie?
would you tear up your pride?
I am in too deep
I done lost my mind
I don't bathe...
It's not Sun-day night.

I will be your nuisance, baby.
I will bring back all your pain.
I will stomp on you forever.
You can make me suffocate.

Oh, I just want mold you.
I just wanna mold you with mold... eww.
I AM in too deep!
I done lost my mind!
Well I don't share...
my quiche, tonight.

I will be your nuisance, baby.
I will bring back all your pain. (Oh, yeah)
I will stomp on you forever.
You can make me suffocate.
I will do a number zero.
I'll put you in so much pain.
And I will never go away-hey.
You can restrict my air passageways.
You can take my breath away.

I can be your hero.

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fatima zora - December 05, 2005 - Report this comment
j'adore tous les chansons d'enrique iglesias et bonne chance

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