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Song Parodies -> "Dinner Problems"

Original Song Title:

"Hero"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Enrique Iglesias

Parody Song Title:

"Dinner Problems"

Parody Written by:

Psychotic pooch

The Lyrics

*{}I scream u scream WE ALL SCREAM FOR SHAVING CREAM*()(){}{}
(Let me eat your dinner)
Would you feed me,
If I asked you to feed
Would you turn away and don't look back
So I can slip some in my potato sack
Would you give if you saw me crying
Would you past the rolls tonight??

Would you kill me
if I touched your chips
Would you kick me
If the ketchup drips
Now give french fries to the one you love
PLEASE PASS THE BUTTER KNIFE!!
(Chorus)
I can eat up all your gravy
Cause I'm a fat man in the navy
And I will eat up all your take-outs
Then I'll throw left over steak out!
Won't you give me the Chik Fil' A

Would you dare
To touch the bread and brine
Did you lie
About the mcdonalds line
Do you remember
That special ed man who gave us the roach infested fries
And would you mind
If the chickens not fine
IF NOT I WILL NOT SHOW UP TONIGHT!! OooH...
(Chorus)
I can not spoon feed your baby
Cause I'm fat dude,And I'm lazy
And your child always spits up
AND IT'S A DAMN MESS JUST TO CLEAN UP!
And this job is just staight gay!
You want your five dollars back you say?

Oooh I just wanna kill you!
Yeah I wanna kill you!
Till death
My table have I LOST MY MIND!
Like Jerry Springer dinner...We all fight!
(Chorus)
Don't want no greenbeans you DUMB LADY!
You lost the good food bet so pay me!
Why the hell was it PEPPER SPRAY!
(Chorus)
I can be your daffy duck NOW!
I can do my fancy kung pow!
Why'd you steal my butter tray!
Why'd you steal my butter tray!

I can eat up everything!

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