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Song Parodies -> "Private Chef"

Original Song Title:

"Hero"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Enrique Iglesias

Parody Song Title:

"Private Chef"

Parody Written by:

AxztA_C

The Lyrics

Would you dance
If I opened a tin can
Would you run
20 miles to get a chicken bun
Would you cry
if you saw me frying
would you wash my bowl tonight

Would you tremble
if I opened the fridge
Would you sweat
if the oven was on instead
Now would you die
just to taste my meat pie
I don't care, I'll cook tonight

I can be your chef yeah baby
Cos you don't have to pay me money
I can cook, fry, chop and stir
And I can be your private chef

Can you talk
While I make my sweet and sour pork
or are you in the mood
To eat some seafood
Baby please don't choke, when you mix my noodles with coke
I don't care, I'll cook tonight

I can be your chef yeah baby
Cos you don't have to pay me money
I can cook, fry, chop and stir
And I can be your private chef

Ohhh I just wanna make soup,
I just wanna make soup,
oh no!
Have I grilled my fish? Have I burned my rice?
I don't care, I'll cook tonight

I can be your chef yeah baby
Cos you don't have to pay me money
I can cook, fry, chop and stir
And I can be your private chef

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Minh - May 24, 2003 - Report this comment
HAHAH, good on ya Alan on this parody.

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