Song Parodies -> "Beero"

Original Song Title:

"Hero"

^(MP3)

Original Performer:

Enrique Iglesias

Parody Song Title:

"Beero"

Parody Written by:

Jeremy

The Lyrics

Would you belch
If you drank too much?
And if so
Would you say "excuse me"?
Would you choose Bud?
Would you choose Bud Light?
Have you had enough for tonight?

Would you say
What you usually don't say
From too much beer
Or too much Tanqueray?
Can you handle gin
Or only lagers?
Can you pay my tab tonight?

I can drink your beer, oh baby
I can sip away the foam
I will frequent this pub forever
It's my home away from home

Can I buy
You a tequila shot now?
Or are you hungry?
Would you care for some chow?
Am I too drunk?
Should I walk home?
Oh please call me a cab tonight

No I'm not really a taxi!
That's only a figure of speech!
If you still don't understand me
There's no more that I can teach

Oh, I just want to scold you
I just want to scold you
Am I not sober?
Can you not serve one more?
Don't you dare
Say "last call" tonight

I can drink your beer, oh baby
I can sip away the foam
I will frequent this pub forever
It's my home away from home

I can drink your beer
I can sip away the foam
I will frequent this pub forever
It's my home away from home

I can drink your beer

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