I don't have to tell you
What this song is all about
Cause there is no saying
that there is something you must figure out.

(AFRICAN CHANT) EEEYA- EEEYA-EHH X 2

I must tell you something,
at times i suffer from jock itch,
i am starting to really flip out cause;
i scratch so hard i yell like a bitch.

OOH YEH.

So Check Me Out For Lice
im reaching down there right now alright?
please dont try to stop me,
I know that what i'm doing is right
So Check Me Out For Lice
(AFRICAN CHANT) EEEYA-EEEYA- EH
So Check Me Out For Lice
(AFRICAN CHANT) EEEYA-EEEYA- EH

I've tried it all from Sprays to creams,
nothing seems to help out- it seems,
i must resist temptation,
scratching is just such a joy,
i thank god for their creation.

So Check Me Out For Lice
im reaching down there right now alright?
please dont try to stop me,
I know that what i'm doing is right
So Check Me Out For Lice
(AFRICAN CHANT) EEEYA-EEEYA- EH
So Check Me Out For Lice
(AFRICAN CHANT) EEEYA-EEEYA- EH

If you could know
What I'm feeling
you'd see what i'm all about,
jock itch is so contagious,
people often scream and shout-
Enrique, what are you thinking?
You can have the benefit of doubt,
So remember to......

So Check Me Out For Lice (Check me out for lice)
im reaching down there right now alright? (eeeya- eeeya- ehh)
please dont try to stop me,
I know that what i'm doing is right
So Check Me Out For Lice (check me out for lice)
(AFRICAN CHANT) EEEYA-EEEYA- EH
So Check Me Out For Lice
(AFRICAN CHANT) EEEYA-EEEYA- EH

So Check Me Out For Lice
im reaching down there right now alright?
please dont try to stop me,
I know that what i'm doing is right
So Check Me Out For Lice
(AFRICAN CHANT) EEEYA-EEEYA- EH
So Check Me Out For Lice
(AFRICAN CHANT) EEEYA-EEEYA- EH