We went out
on a date to a show
I picked you up
got ready to go
starting out the smell wasn't so bad
I just thought you had some gas

And at the movies
the people were mad
and then this one kid
oh he passed out in the aisle
the people cried
they began to leave
and some of them were going to dry heave

oh I can smell your B.O baby
Have you heard of deoderant
I can smell your B.O baby
It takes all our breath away

So i went
to get you some old spice
compared to now
it would smell really nice

But they were out
of anti persperiant
and they don't sell
cover up deoderant

oh I can smell your B.O baby
Please tell me that you smell it too
I can smell your B.O baby
crack a window for the fumes

I'm saying put...
a little soap on that body
maybe some of that pine sol
a lotta perfume
or some arm and hammer
or maybe some car air freshiner

oh I can smell your B.O baby
I'm telling you it really STANKS
I can smell your B.O baby
it could turn a monsters breath away