Song Parodies -> Escape
| Original Song Title: | "Escape" |
| Original Performer: | Enrique |
| Parody Song Title: | "Escape" |
| Parody Written by: | Will Agrudis Glover |
You can run, your firewall, but you can't escape their wrath
You can run, your firewall, but you can't escape their wrath
Here's how it goes
Adware, popups, and now
Your PC, this time we'll get it right
Worth a fight
'Cause popups are things you can't close
When they gross (When we gross)
And there's no use in tryin'
If you receive popups
They're not gonna go away
And soon you'll be finding
You can run, your firewall
But you can't escape their wrath
You can run, your firewall
But you can't escape their wrath
So, the trojan
You close them (you close us)
It's hard to just close a window
So fast
It was spam (I was spam)
It was bad but it was real
And that's all you have
In the end your comp crashes (Oh no no no yeah)
If you receive popups
They're not gonna go away (I'm not gonna go away)
But soon you'll be finding
You can run, your firewall
But you can't escape popups
You can run, your firewall
But you can't escape popups
(You can run, you can run)
(Your firewall, your firewall)
But you can't escape their wrath (my wrath)
You can run (you can run)
Your firewall (your firewall)
But you can't escape popups
Here's how it goes
All it takes is a trojan (PC you won't run)
If you receive popups
They're not gonna go away (I won't leave you today)
But soon, it is freezing (you'll be freezing)
You can run, your firewall
But you can't escape the spam (Can't escape my spam)
If you receive popups
I'm not gonna go away (You can't escape my wrath)
But soon you'll be finding
You can run, your firewall
But you can't escape the crash
You can't run
You can't run
You can't run (PC you can't run, PC you've been fried)
You can't run (So you can't escape my wrath)
You can't run (PC you can't run, PC you've been fried)
You can't run (So you can't escape my wrath)
You can't run (PC you can't run, PC you've been fried)
You can't run (So you can't escape my wrath)
You can't run
You can't run
You can't run, your firewall
So you can't escape popups
You can't run, your firewall
So you can't escape popups
You can run, your firewall, but you can't escape their wrath
Here's how it goes
Adware, popups, and now
Your PC, this time we'll get it right
Worth a fight
'Cause popups are things you can't close
When they gross (When we gross)
And there's no use in tryin'
If you receive popups
They're not gonna go away
And soon you'll be finding
You can run, your firewall
But you can't escape their wrath
You can run, your firewall
But you can't escape their wrath
So, the trojan
You close them (you close us)
It's hard to just close a window
So fast
It was spam (I was spam)
It was bad but it was real
And that's all you have
In the end your comp crashes (Oh no no no yeah)
If you receive popups
They're not gonna go away (I'm not gonna go away)
But soon you'll be finding
You can run, your firewall
But you can't escape popups
You can run, your firewall
But you can't escape popups
(You can run, you can run)
(Your firewall, your firewall)
But you can't escape their wrath (my wrath)
You can run (you can run)
Your firewall (your firewall)
But you can't escape popups
Here's how it goes
All it takes is a trojan (PC you won't run)
If you receive popups
They're not gonna go away (I won't leave you today)
But soon, it is freezing (you'll be freezing)
You can run, your firewall
But you can't escape the spam (Can't escape my spam)
If you receive popups
I'm not gonna go away (You can't escape my wrath)
But soon you'll be finding
You can run, your firewall
But you can't escape the crash
You can't run
You can't run
You can't run (PC you can't run, PC you've been fried)
You can't run (So you can't escape my wrath)
You can't run (PC you can't run, PC you've been fried)
You can't run (So you can't escape my wrath)
You can't run (PC you can't run, PC you've been fried)
You can't run (So you can't escape my wrath)
You can't run
You can't run
You can't run, your firewall
So you can't escape popups
You can't run, your firewall
So you can't escape popups
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Any special reason why you put my first name only? I do record under my first AND last names, you know.
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