-> "The real Slim B*****D"
Original Song Title:
"The Real Slim Shady"
Original Performer:
Eninem
Parody Song Title:
"The real Slim B*****D"
Parody Written by:
Druss
The Lyrics
*FUZZ*
May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the Real Slim bastard please kiss my F****** ass
Will the Real Slim bastard please kiss my F****** ass
Thank you
Ya'll act like you never seen a white dork before
Brains all on the f****** floor
Like Hitler and Stalin just walked in the door
Now you have come back worse than before
'cos your tired song is boring me *snore*
It's the return of the...
"oh...wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just babble what I think he did,
did he?"
and Dr. Dre did...
everything you idiot! how would you sound
if he's not there to lay the beats down?
The world has had enough of Enimem
Soundin' like a 12 year old girl on helium.
Look at him, trying to kiss my ass
tryin' to impress you
That is f*****' weak though.
He usually gets on a stage and just lets loose
but he can't cause he has a very low IQ (duhhhhh)
Your song gets on my nerves
Your song gets on my nerves
And if you don't shut up soon you'll get what you deserve
And that's not "just a little slap on the on the wrist"
I'll Kick you square where your brains rest! (nutties, he he)
Of course they know what intercourse is
by the time they hit 4th grade
they got SKY haven't they?
You just talk about dead animals and cannibals
and scares people and sells records
hmmm, you hope!
So someday you'll stop talking about dead animals and Hannibal
Then you'll stop dating bullsh*t and date higher mammals!
And People who think like me, who sing like me
Could see that Slim's a dickhead on LSD!
If you agree, and like Jim Carey
Scream louder than me!
You're slim Bastard, yes, you're the real bastard
You're an asshole's fame that lasted
So won't the real slim bastard please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
Because you're Slim Bastard, yes, you're the real bastard
You're an asshole's fame that lasted
So won't the real slim bastard please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
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