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Song Parodies -> "The real Slim B*****D"

Original Song Title:

"The Real Slim Shady"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The real Slim B*****D"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

If you hate Eninem, step this way.

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the Real Slim bastard please kiss my F****** ass
Will the Real Slim bastard please kiss my F****** ass
Thank you

Ya'll act like you never seen a white dork before
Brains all on the f****** floor
Like Hitler and Stalin just walked in the door
Now you have come back worse than before
'cos your tired song is boring me *snore*
It's the return of the...
"oh...wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just babble what I think he did,
did he?"
and Dr. Dre did...
everything you idiot! how would you sound
if he's not there to lay the beats down?
The world has had enough of Enimem
Soundin' like a 12 year old girl on helium.
Look at him, trying to kiss my ass
tryin' to impress you
That is f*****' weak though.
He usually gets on a stage and just lets loose
but he can't cause he has a very low IQ (duhhhhh)
Your song gets on my nerves
Your song gets on my nerves
And if you don't shut up soon you'll get what you deserve
And that's not "just a little slap on the on the wrist"
I'll Kick you square where your brains rest! (nutties, he he)
Of course they know what intercourse is
by the time they hit 4th grade
they got SKY haven't they?
You just talk about dead animals and cannibals
and scares people and sells records
hmmm, you hope!
So someday you'll stop talking about dead animals and Hannibal
Then you'll stop dating bullsh*t and date higher mammals!
And People who think like me, who sing like me
Could see that Slim's a dickhead on LSD!
If you agree, and like Jim Carey
Scream louder than me!

You're slim Bastard, yes, you're the real bastard
You're an asshole's fame that lasted
So won't the real slim bastard please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
Because you're Slim Bastard, yes, you're the real bastard
You're an asshole's fame that lasted
So won't the real slim bastard please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up
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Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 4

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Druss - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Yeah, some people don't like my shit, well what r u waiting for? If you don't like it, then don't fucking vote
Druss - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
sorry about my last post
T.J. Spindler - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
The disclaimer was soooo funny. You used parts that would be in commercials. The "He sounds like a 12 year-old girl on helium, look at him" Is copying a parody made by "Weird Al" Yankovic, or someone like that. 5,5,5 though. tj out
Static - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
though i do like eminem (to a degree), i can't disagree with this song. i agree that the helium line was funny. i want to deduct a point each for making fun of em, because look at the adversity he (somewhat) overcame, so you can assume that the other 555 was from me (though it wasn't.)
Static - October 24, 2003 - Report this comment
but the third one is! lol
JiM - November 06, 2003 - Report this comment
I gave it a Triple 5'er.
Metatron - July 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Thats pathetic- You stole something and tried to pass it off as your own... further more you didn't even get the stolen lyrics right. Anybody who wants to see (or hear for that matter) the REAL parody that was ACTUALLY performed, check out the Kottonmouth Kings. Almost every line from this piece of shit parody is an attempted steal, except he got the lines wrong. Why don't you not plagerize in the future and stop stealing credit for other people's work? Oh yeah, and one more thing. The "soundin like a 12 year old girl on helium" is a very funny line... too bad it wasn't invented by Druss, but written by the Kottonmouth Kings featuring Christina Aguilera.
Stephen aka Step-chan - March 02, 2005 - Report this comment
I really like the disclaimer!!!

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