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Original Song Title:

"Without Me"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Without Cheese"

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The Lyrics

[Refrain 1]
Two twenty spot cows go grazing outside,
Grazing outside, grazing outside
[Repeat Refrain 1]

[Refrain 2]
Guess what's back, back again
Cheese is back, tell a friend
Guess what's back, guess what's back,
Guess what's back
Guess what's back...

[Verse 1]
I've created a dairy, cuz nobody wants to
eat pretzels no more they want dairy not from Sizzler
well if you want dairy, this is what I'll give ya
a little cream cheese mixed with some sharp cheddar
some quark that'll jumpstart my heart quicker then a
shock when I get shocked at the hospital when the lunchroom is not cooperating
when I demand cheese while they're operating
you waited this long now stop debating cuz It's back,
I'm on the news, and not complaining
I know that you like your cheese Ms. Colby but your husbands lactose in tolerating
So the FHC wont let me eat or let me eat the so let me see
they tried to shut me down on CTV but it feels so empty without cheese
So come on and dip, cheese nachos and that's that,
some on your lips and some on your grits and get ready cuz this spreads about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits JUST

[Chorus X2]
Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just eat some cheese
cuz we need a little mozarella please,
cuz it feels so empty without cheese

[Verse 2]
Little hellions kids feeling rebellious
embarrassed, their parents still eating some Swiss
they start feeling the condition is helpless,
'til someone goes on a long mission and yells "which?"
A visionary, vision is scary, could start a retribution, pollutin the cheese is a rebel
so let me just revel an bask, in the fact that I got all cows eating some grass
and it's a disaster such a catastrophe for you to feed many grams of my grass not asking me?
Well I'm back [batman moo sound]
bring your best parmesan, bring it in and then I'm gonna
put it under inspection during the long winter
The center of attention here it's a keeper
It's interesting, better then protesting
Infesting in your cows ears and nesting
Testing "Attention Please" they're using you just to make their hybrid cheese
paid my 10 cents now 2 cents the fee
A nuisance, who said, you made for me!

[Chorus X2]
Now this looks like a job for me so everybody just eat some cheese
cuz we need a little mozarella please,
cuz it feels so empty without cheese

[Chorus X2]

(Hum dei dei la la Hum dei dei la la... la la la) [X2] "Cows"
Note: "Without Me" is property of Eminem. I DO NOT OWN this song and make no profit from it.

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