Parodies....AmIRight....Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference
But we as parody artists have a responsibility, to these kids... Psyche
If I were to die, offended by bad posts tommorrow,
Would you feel sorrow, or show love, or would it matter?
Could never be the lead-off artist if there ain't stuff for me to feed off, I'm parodying badly.
But there's way too much at stake for me to be fake,
There's too much on my brain, I done gave way
Too old in this game, to laugh and write away,
And not say what I got to say
Who the heck you take me for, a joke? You smokin' crack?
'Fore I do that, I'd beg Florio to write me back
I'll insult 'fore I go down, ground myself in this town,
'Fore I write some wack songs on
I'm tryin' to make this one "South Park", 208th mark,
Y'all steady tryin' to make me smirk.
Ain't gone do nothin' but piss me off,
Lid to the can of kick @$$, just twist me off
See me leap out, parodies out, screw booin',
I'm just tryin' to humiliate the louse.
Screw with me now ,Big, let's see your parodystylin',
Topic that's cheap, motherlover, if you really feeling hoggish, freak.
Yo' Tong, you gonna let Sioux get away with that?
He tried to parody you, you can't let him skate with that
Man, I hate this crap, this ain't rap, this is crazy the parody's whack, When we confuse dumbnuts,
With parody guys when the parody stops
Ain't no getting' rid of the new X, if so you woulda tried,
The only way I'm leavin' this site is suicide.
I have died lyrically, Arrived ride back at my parodies crib with S.T.G., Got drunk then parodied him.
I'm every rocker's favorite arch enemy,
Lyrically fitted to be the most dangerous rocker who's funny
I spar willingly, with a new keyboard in the dark,
Dilligently, I'm not what you think
I appear to be ****ed up, mentally endangered, I can't stay away from a raver, I just want my song in the paper
I wish a rocker had a beer can to squeeze tight to awake neighbors for acres
I'll make fun of you, I laugh have me turn into Dandaman,
Friend of ole' G, *****, I'm surgical
I'm allergic to dyin', you think not, you got balls?
We can see how large
When the parody stops
I was being nominated on the AmIRight Awards,
Thought money would make me happy,
But it only made my brain worse
It hurts when you see your friends parody about you, Tong,
And you ain't got nuttin' left but the Word and your balls
And you're stressed from the messages from new friends,
Typin' with their hands down, checkin' for your parody when it's sellin'
When it ain't "In The End", no laughs, no friends, no votes,
Just the grin you fake, have your parody.
You think MAN! When you're crammed against the wall,
And you fall out the site and try to brawl in one night.
I'm bout to lose it all, in a pool of Tylenol, if my parody's tomorrow, Wonder do they like Weird Al,
Then the parody stops.
Let's see how many of you artists greet me,
When I pull up lookin' for you with a parody,
Sippin' a can of Cherry Pepsi.
I'm revved up, who said what,
When lead bust your head just explode with red stuff,
I'm handcuffed tossed in the paddywagon,
Braggin' about how you shouted, like a coward,
Bullets devoured you, showered you niggas
If I was you niggas, I'd run while given a chance,
Understand, I can enhance the spirit of man
Death itself, it can hurt me, just the thought of dyin' with no votes
That really jerks me, you ain't worthy to speak thoughts of cheap talk, Be smart and stop tryin' to talk how G's talk,
Before we spark on the floor while we playin'
Tug-of-war with your site, forget tours and the mic,
I'd rather write a score from the "Titanic",
Submittin' that shit that site owner's like,
Lou hype, droppin' it in broad daylight,
Higgins you're a gonner on AmIRight.
When the parody stops.
Polls and raters, mosh pits in cages,
Let loose and bit the neighbors, write 'bout ravers.
"Bongless" was good, y'all want talk, in the dark,
Like my dogs all bark (cyber) woof!
Pro rocker, I am good, get your whole hood,
Parodyin' through your neighborhood.
Voting booth, in the year YK2, ooh,
The more y'all need this, then Bush lose votes
It's sldice, this is parody notes,
Put a word to rap check in Whatfreaks.com, too.
Higgins, and I'm you, Lou. Better carefully move,
When parodies arrive you better glide
When the parody's alive.
Parodies have changed my life in so many ways,
Brains confused, been ****ed since seventh grade
DJ told me rock the polls, JimmyA made up "Rehash Pipe"
Now I'm The Male.
Next in 03' is strictly S.T.G., typing new songs,
Dueting with X and Lebei
Michael, Sioux Denim, who gonna tell me I hate Mike?
Fat cheeks painted white, ****in' everyone on-line
Typin' down new **** being whacked, transvestite in the front,
Eddie Vedder in the back, S.T.G. parodies-****ty,
Dandaman, son, what's going on with you, you got new ditties?
Hipocrites told me to throw them freaks.
Now I'm on-line, AmIRight with a newfound geek
And I'm researching a parody (of)"Voices" by Disturbed,
This parody'll rock, I'm reachin' for my clock,
But the parody stops...