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Song Parodies -> "Cretin's Up (Unco)"

Original Song Title:

"Curtains Up (Intro)"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Cretin's Up (Unco)"

Parody Written by:

Nib Oswald

The Lyrics

I spent ages getting the pacing right for this one! Hope you enjoy! ;)
*sound of curtain being raised*
*booing and jeering from crowd*
*sound of footsteps tripping over themselves*
*further jeering*
*sound of microphone squealing loudly as it is grabbed*
*clearing of a throat*
*sound of stagelight falling onto protagonist*
*riotous laughter-a standing ovation*

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 3.6
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 7

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   1
 5   5

User Comments

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EmiLoca - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Only you, JARLB...only you. Can't vote, because I don't know the original, so I can't say this was a particularly good or bad idea...*defeated sigh* Look out for my parody of "The Barber of Seville Overture".
Master Thespian - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Acting! Genius! Thank you!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - July 21, 2004 - Report this comment
Well, technically you CAN say it was a bad idea and be on fairly safe ground regardless of knowing the 'song' or not. Thankyou Master Thespian! The alluring vowels in your name made me want to anagram it (see 'Dyslexic') and this was the result after tedious hours: Master Thespian. I'll work on another one now.
T.J. Spindler - July 26, 2004 - Report this comment
111 cuz i hate you. there goes ur perfect score! btw, this isn't a song.
Sammy L - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
AWESOME! I can picture it in my head. ITS GREAT!
Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - August 30, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Sammy L!

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