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Song Parodies -> "Moronic Lolita"

Original Song Title:

"Gothic Lolita"

Original Performer:

Emilie Autumn

Parody Song Title:

"Moronic Lolita"

Parody Written by:

Flash Flood

The Lyrics

Not recommended for goths,emos and other similiar groups of lonely people.
How old am I?
How old can I be
I'm like 30 years old
But I act like I'm three

(call of the search)
(we've found it)

If I am Lolita
Flash Flood is a criminal
He's spoofing my song
And it's not even legal
It's unauthorized
It shouldn't be prized

I'm Emilie Autumn
I've a skinny bottom
What some call lunatic
I call it gothic

So it's my fault?

(Lolita,Lolita)

I play the violin
I've a creepy voice
It's sometimes annoying
But I've no choice

(call of the search)
(we've found it)

If I am Lolita
Flash Flood is a criminal
He's spoofing my song
And it's not even legal
It's unauthorized
It shouldn't be prized

I'm Emilie Autumn
I've a skinny bottom
What some call lunatic
I call it gothic

So it's my fault?
I guess its my fault

I am a child
I am freak
I'm actually a geek(3x)

I am a child
I am freak
Flash Flood is my nightmare
I'll scream

(call of the search)
(we've found it)

If I am Lolita
Flash Flood is a criminal
He's spoofing my song
And it's not even legal
It's unauthorized
It shouldn't be prized

I'm Emilie Autumn
I've a skinny bottom
What some call lunatic
I call it gothic

(Lolita,Lolita)

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.2
Overall Rating: 3.2

Total Votes: 5

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Shirley Temple - July 15, 2009 - Report this comment
Definitely not for people following a pointless and pathetic trend. 555
Opheliac - September 08, 2011 - Report this comment
Not cool, bro. I get that you don't like EA, but this song is about a serious subject(rape and pedophilia)and I think that if you want to spoof her songs, choose another.
Flash Flood - September 30, 2011 - Report this comment
You forgot to mention it's also about necrophilia.
SideshowJazz1 - March 01, 2012 - Report this comment
Don't be so cruel about EA. OK, it's fine. The pace is OK, and it's probably hard to choose an EA song that isn't about a serious subject (that's to Opheliac). I don't care that you aren't an EA fan, I totally understand, but seriously, she's written some great songs out of some of the unsettling experiences she's had. From what I've read, she is not as wannabe tortured as she looks.

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