I tried to fight the feeling, the feeling took me down,
I struggled and I lost the day the sludge rushed out,
Now I've painted the ceiling and walls a shade of brown
I'm watching as intestinal tapeworms stream out.

I don't want internal scarring,
For your sake I will hide the bleeding,
As it runs down my thighs and shins, I'll look strange...

You should never fight your feelings,
When your very bowels believe them,
You should never fight your feelings,
You have to answer nature's call.

I can't live with this syndrome, it's driving me insane,
I'll stop the feeling growing, I will spray away,
Like my arse is blurting, gurgling out a song,
A million infections, none of them are fun.

Every day I get these feelings,
For your sake I will try a GP,
You can go to the toilet first, I will wait...

You should never fight your feelings,
When your very bowels believe them,
You should never fight your feelings,
You have to answer nature's call.

I made some samples and tried to send them,
In a bottle I placed my stool,
An toilet bowl full of my creations sinking,
Will you give it to me,
Don't make me wait,
Your face goes red, the floor goes brown,
There's Diarrhea all around,
Now take these tablets that I've found.

You should never fight your feelings,
When your very bowels believe them,
Just make sure your ring's not bleeding,
I know it hurts but soon you'll rinse again,again,again...

You should never fight your feelings,
When your very bowels believe them,
You should never fight your feelings,
You have to answer nature's call.