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Song Parodies -> "The Store"

Original Song Title:

"Tinderbox"

Original Performer:

Elton John

Parody Song Title:

"The Store"

Parody Written by:

Johnny Nguyen

The Lyrics

A tamer, happier, and the inverse version of "Tinderbox".
Viewers said I go to the store
That the store must be safe to continue
What he didn't say was exactly when
Was he listening to Glory Road?
Was he listening to doing homework videos?

Well he got us be quiet anyway
We'd been running continuing up until today
But a price of money blew across our sales
We were coasting on a winning streak
We were fans until the power succeeded

[chorus:]
We've been living in a store
And can I need to buy a T-shirt
Rubbing up together around the disc
Lately we've been getting more movies than music
You and me together in a store (tinderbox)
Can I need to buy a T-shirt
Rubbing up together around the disc
Lately we've been getting more movies than music
You and me together in a store

Walmart came in success
Keep up buying more products for 24 hours
Kept up buying to store for you go
Even Kroger won't be closed
Maybe continuing to do more problems

It continues to make more stores
While its popularity of Walmart came to increase
Shows the price of fame leads to successful
Things are gonna have to be good
I want to be good for do now be nice

[repeat chorus]

I'm going to buy something we get in a store
I agree to buy until it scans out
We've gotta scan this one until you go to do
Or we're gonna continue, on the big store time.

[repeat chorus]

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