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Song Parodies -> "Hand Bag Commander"

Original Song Title:

"Dancer Commander"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Electric Six

Parody Song Title:

"Hand Bag Commander"

Parody Written by:

Alex Zander

The Lyrics

I must have been the hand bag commander
Looking after womens bags while they dance
I must have been the hand bag commander
You know that he's the only one
Who hasnt got a date here?
yeah right
Who hasnt got a date here?
Alright

It would be awesome
If you brought a leather bag
It would be awesome, yeah
Let's make a hand bag
It would be awesome, yeah
Let's start looking in them
Because you never know
You never know
You never know
Until its time to go

Alright
Alright
Who hasnt got a date here?
Who hasnt got a date here?

The music is strong
Then im on my own
The hand bag commanders are ready sat alone
Radio message from HQ:
Hand Bag commander, they cant dance without you

Let's get this party started right y'all
Let's get this party started right
I went to the store to get more...hand bags!
To start a fasion show
Everybody in the store was total thick
I feel like matching this one with leather shoes

Girls are pretty
Girls are nice
then they give me there bags
its a Roll of dice
and im sat with the hand bags

It would be awesome
If we could dance
But im stuck at the table
With leather of pvc hand bags
It would be awesome, yeah
If i could go to the loo
Because you never know
You never know
You never know
Until you need to go

I wanna make a armish sweather
I wanna make a armish sweather
I wanna make a armish sweather
I wanna make a armish sweather
I wanna make a armish sweather
I wanna make a armish sweather
I wanna make a armish sweather
I wanna make a armish sweather
I wanna make a armish sweather
I wanna make a armish sweather
I wanna make a armish sweather
I wanna make a armish sweather
I wanna make a armish sweather
I wanna make a armish sweather
I wanna make a armish sweather
Ooh, baby
Alright
Alright
I must have been a Hand Bag commander
I must have been a Hand Bag commander
I must have been a Hand Bag commander
I must have been a Hand Bag commander
Come on
Come on, Come on, Come on, Come on
Come on

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