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Song Parodies -> "Carsten Jancker (Can We Win It?)"

Original Song Title:

"Can We Fix It?"

Original Performer:

Einigkeit

Parody Song Title:

"Carsten Jancker (Can We Win It?)"

Parody Written by:

Andrew Thomson

The Lyrics

My song for Germany in Euro 2004 and the World Cup, even though Carsten Jancker won't be in the team, his name fits the metre. Didn't do them much good in Portugal, though. (I'm not German - I just hate Man U).
Can we win it?
Yes we can

Carsten Jancker
Can we win it?
Carsten Jancker
Yes we can

Kevin and Miro
And Michael too
Bernd Torsten Philipp
Join the crew
Might not be pretty
Might not be fun
Working together
They get the game won

Carsten Jancker
Can we win it?
Carsten Jancker
Yes we can
Carsten Jancker
Can we win it?
Carsten Jancker
Yes we can

And Germany will win the World Cup

Christian and Arne
We got Dietmar too
Backed up by Frankie
We all challenge you
Oliver Kahn
We know he is the king
Others play football
But Germany win

Carsten Jancker
Can we win it?
Carsten Jancker
Yes we can
Carsten Jancker
Can we win it?
Carsten Jancker
Yes we can

Can we win it?
Right
Left to Lahm
Right to Frings
OK, box now
We can tackle even Mighty Holland
Look out 'cos here we come

Can we win it?
Yes
Will we win it?
Yes
Yes we'll win it!
Yes
GERMANY!

Carsten Jancker
Can we win it?
Carsten Jancker
Yes we can

Might not be pretty
It might not be fun
Working together
They get the game won

Can we win it?
Yes
Will we win it?
Yes
Yes we'll win it!
Yes
GERMANY!

Carsten Jancker
Can we win it?
Carsten Jancker
Yes we can

Carsten Jancker
Can we win it?
Carsten Jancker
Yes we can
Carsten Jancker
Can we win it?
Carsten Jancker
Yes we can

We'd better get this game won

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Football purist - July 30, 2004 - Report this comment
I gave you 5's simply because you hate Man U! ;-p The parody was okay too!
------------------------------------------- - October 24, 2012 - Report this comment
ER THE ONOTS IS THE THEME SONG BOB THE BUILDER

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