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Song Parodies -> "The Longest Leader Of This Land"

Original Song Title:

"I'll Be"

Original Performer:

Edwin Mc Cain

Parody Song Title:

"The Longest Leader Of This Land"

Parody Written by:

Lynman

The Lyrics

There are rumors that present president today is gunning to become the prime minister and she sponsored the HB 1109 to shift our present democratic form of government to parliamentary form.
The Longest Leader Of This Land

The length of my term, ongoing and prevailing
Stop now can’t steal this seat
My supporters from SC up to military
Never ceasing their faith

I tell you that I'll become minister
Chosen by my solons with pay
Ill be catapulted back here in this office
Brace by my faithful followers that also love to stay

And I’ll be their stable funder
Pork barrel on my side
And I’ll be better budget spender
I’ll be the longest leader of this land

Senate will fall angry on the Cha Cha
HB 1109 is here
Their form of survival so they reviving EDSA
Their power is gone, they should change career

I tell you that I'll become minister
Chosen by my solons with pay
Ill be catapulted back here in this office
Brace by my loyalist trapos that also love to stay

And I’ll be their stable funder
Pork barrel on my side
And I’ll be better budget spender
I’ll be the longest leader of this land

And I conspired with, I connived with and signed under the table deal
I devise plan, plot one, and nation will not spot that I steal

And I’ll be their stable funder
Pork barrel on my side
And I’ll be better budget spender
I’ll be the longest leader of this land
Cha-Cha - Charter Change a move to revise constitution HB 1109 - A law passed by House of Representatives that allows itself to convene as a constituent assembly to amend the Constitution without the necessary participation of the senate SC - Supreme Court EDSA - A historic highway in the Philippines Acronym for Efifanio DElos Santos Avenue. Also known as higway 54 paved by the Americans during the Japanese occupation. Pork Barrel - Is a budget given to every congressman to sponsors project in their district

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