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Song Parodies -> "Flush Away"

Original Song Title:

"Get Away"

Original Performer:

Earshot

Parody Song Title:

"Flush Away"

Parody Written by:

Matthew Binder

The Lyrics

An ode to constipation and diarreah
You stay all in one piece when pinched off
Corn inside and your skin's not soft
Driving far from the path of laxative
Coming ever so close to flushing it all away again

Is this all some great big turd?
Squeezing and pushing on something deep down
That you should never keep inside

How hard must I push just to get it out?
(All this tension and so alive)
How hard must I squeeze just to get it out?
(All this pushing that makes your head feel so tired)

You've been through the worst encounters
Squeezing out Italian, Chinese, and Mexican
You have pushed in peace and silence
Coming ever so close to flushing it all away again

Is this all some great big turd?
Sick and disturbing, you want no answers
But you still turned around and looked inside

How hard must I push just to get it out?
(All this tension and so alive)
How hard must I squeeze just to get it out?
(All this pushing that makes your head feel so tired)

And sometimes it seems easier to do it on the ground

How hard must I push just to get it out?
(All this tension and so alive)
How hard must I squeeze just to get it out?
(All this pushing that makes your head feel so tired)

Wouldn't it be easier to never eat?

Can I get it out now?
Can I get it out now?
Can I get it out now?
Please just let this go away

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