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Song Parodies -> "F*** It (I Don't Want Your Cash)"

Original Song Title:

"F*** It (I Don't Want You Back)"

Original Performer:

Eamon

Parody Song Title:

"F*** It (I Don't Want Your Cash)"

Parody Written by:

Dumb Ass Kid

The Lyrics

This parody also has an answer parody on this website, Saz's 'Please Take My Cash' - In order to get the most out of these parodies, you'll need to read that one as well...
See I don't know why
I went to the bank
You gave me all of your Franks
I changed them
For Euros
But the money isn't there
And I don't really care
I don't want no more 'cause it's not fair

Screw all those pennies, f*** all those pounds
Damn all the fives, They're worth nothing now
Don't want no dollars, I don't want your stash
Keep it away, I don't want your cash
F*** what I did, The money's all gone
Don't want a tenner 'cause it won't last long
Keep all your money, With you it'll last
Don't give it to me I don't want your cash

You thought you could
Give a hundred pounds to me
You dumb bitch, I can't have it free
I know I don't have much
But I really do not care
I do not wanna share
Keep your dirty money away from there

Don't want no notes, I don't want your coins
Don't give a damn if I sound mean or coy
Please get the message, won't give it a bash
Keep the whole load, I don't want your cash
Lost it betting now wasn't that sad?
I've got no money aren't you feeling bad?
I really should keep it and try make it last
Thanks for your help, but I don't want your cash

Oh, oh, ah-ah yeah,
Oh, oh, ah-ah yeah,
Oh, oh, ah-ah yeah,
Oh, oh, ah-ah yeah,

You ask me
Do I care?
About paying the bills
I'm a guy who lives for cheap thrills
I know how
You earned it
You're round there late at night
And I don't think it's right
So keep your dirty money all locked up tight

Don't want your cash, I know where it's been
You earn it so wrongly - you know what I mean
Don't mean to sound nasty but i'll let it pass
Why can't you see I don't want your cash?

Oh, oh, ah-ah yeah,
Oh, oh, ah-ah yeah,
Oh, oh, ah-ah yeah,
Oh, oh, ah-ah yeah,
Oh, oh, ah-ah yeah,
Oh, oh, ah-ah yeah,
Oh, oh, ah-ah yeah,
Oh, oh, ah-ah yeah,
(Continue until fade)
You can find my other stuff either by doing an Author's search or by going to 'Parody Authors' and scrolling down (I have about 15 parodies). NOTE: Please check out Saz's 'Please Take My Cash' - It's the answer parody for this song

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Pacing: 4.2
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Overall Rating: 3.5

Total Votes: 6

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Diana - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Great parody! Funny still kinda moral, lol, I loved it.
Dumb Ass Kid - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Diana, have you checked out the answer parody - Saz's 'Please Take My Cash'? It's the parody above this one in the 'new submissions' list...
Dumb Ass Kid - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Pack it in, Josh...
Dumb Ass Kid - March 30, 2005 - Report this comment
... or whoever it is. What you've just done is very, very low. Fair enough if i had done the same to you, but this is an unprovoked attack. I would appreciate it very much if you came forward (although you're probably too much of a coward), or in future if you gave my songs a chance and not just voted ones because you don't like me. Also, what you've just done is you've abused the system. The voting system is there so that authors can give honest votes about each other's work, not so that sickos like you can come and do things like this. You're probably a paedophile or an internet hacker, so it's pointless me even writing this message to you because your level of intelect is so low that you probably can't read what I'm saying. if I had to guess, i'd say you live in a boarded up flat in some shitty council estate with your mother, and you make your living delivering pizzas for about £50 a week. The problem with this world is that there are lowlifes like you living on it. Lowlifes which are a complete waste of space, time and effort. You are scum. You are the lowest of the low. You have no purpose, no meaning, no goals so in order for you to fulfill your hapiness, you have to go and pull sick stunts like this. Well, I hope you're proud of yourself. i hope your little child victims are proud of you, and I hope your mother is proud of you as well, you sick minded freak. Now if you don't mind, the rest of us civilised human beings have to get on with our lives, so would you kindly go and mutilate yourself with a pair of scissors and die quietly...
Dumb Ass Kid - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
I think i may have to consider changing my author name...
Anti 111 police - March 31, 2005 - Report this comment
555.
Dumb Ass Kid - April 07, 2005 - Report this comment
Thank you Anti 111 Police, but was your 555 out of sympathy or because u genuinely believe this parody cant be further improved?
hannah&steph - August 19, 2005 - Report this comment
it was alright but i couldnt keep to the beat it wasn't as good as most of your others or the original
Dumb Ass Kid - August 29, 2005 - Report this comment
Glad you've taken the time to read them, hannah&steph
Anny - January 21, 2006 - Report this comment
I think it's ok..though maybe some of your other work is better. The pacing was off, but good try anyway.
Dumb Ass Kid - February 18, 2006 - Report this comment
Be sure to check out my other work! I'll admit this wasn't my best, maybe you'll enjoy another parody more : )

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