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Song Parodies -> "Smoked all My Crack"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Want You Back (Fuck It)"

Original Performer:

Eamon

Parody Song Title:

"Smoked all My Crack"

Parody Written by:

Frankie

The Lyrics

Drugs are bad... I don't do drugs... they kill.
Whoa, oo, I love crack

I don't, know why, you steal my crack so much
I gave you all of my trust, I told you
I loved crack, now I'm really quite mad
Stealing my crack made me sad
I wanna let you know, how I feel

Fuck all that pot, it don't mean shit now
If I have crack I'll make it somehow
Fuck all those bong pipes I don't want em back
I'm just pissed off that you smoked all my crack
Fuck all that pot, it don't mean shit now
If I have crack I'll make it somehow
Fuck all those bong pipes I don't want em back
I'm just pissed off that you smoked all my crack

You thought, you could,
Keep this crack from me yeah
But you can't cuz I'm a G
You screwed up, when you smoked all my crack,
Well, bitch I want it back
Give it up or I think I'll cry yeah

Fuck all that pot, it don't mean shit now
If I have crack I'll make it somehow
Fuck all those bong pipes I don't want em back
I'm just pissed off that you smoked all my crack
Fuck all that pot, it don't mean shit now
If I have crack I'll make it somehow
Fuck all those bong pipes I don't want em back
I'm just pissed off that you smoked all my crack

Oh, oh, I like crack, oh, oh, I smoke crack
Oh, oh, give me crack, oh, oh, I love crack

Ask if I'm addicted, in the back alley takin hits
This stuff sure is the shit
Now it's all gone, I'm really quite sad
It hurts real bad, I gotta sweat that
Cause I need my crack


Fuck all that pot, it don't mean shit now
If I have crack I'll make it somehow
Fuck all those bong pipes I don't want em back
I'm just pissed off that you smoked all my crack
Fuck all that pot, it don't mean shit now
If I have crack I'll make it somehow
Fuck all those bong pipes I don't want em back
I'm just pissed off that you smoked all my crack

Oh, oh, I love crack..... repeat to fade...

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Lucy - March 11, 2005 - Report this comment
I LOVED THIS REMAKE I THINK U SHOULD MAKE A SONG OF IT. YOU WOULD GET MONEY.IT WAS VERY FUNNY. ALWAYS REMEMBER I LOVE CRACK!!!!!! LOVE LUCY
DAMMIT! - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
How did this one get past the censors?! There's an uncensored cuss word here, so this should have been rejected.
Anny - May 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Don't be such a wuss "Dammit"...Everyone says that word. What's the big deal?

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