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Song Parodies -> "Kobe"

Original Song Title:

"F*ck It"

Original Performer:

Eamon

Parody Song Title:

"Kobe"

Parody Written by:

Ahnonamis

The Lyrics

Not many people parody new songs. And not many people have parodied this. So I was bored, had to wait half an hour for Police Squad to finish downloading, and this came out.
See I dont, know why, you lyin' so much
Why'd I sleep with, such a slut
You told me, it's okay , that we could both have sex
Now my life's a mess, I wanna let you know just how I feel

**** what you said, I know you're lying
Made my wife mad, had to buy her a ring
I slept with you once, you gave me a rash
You're just mad that, I won't give you cash

**** what you said, I know you're lying
Made my wife mad, had to buy her a ring
I slept with you once, you gave me a rash
You're just mad that, I won't give you cash

You thought, you could
Get this on tv, yeah
Ya crazy bitch, now they all hate me
I "raped" you, but you still gave me head
Now ya callin' on the phone
Say you want to bone, had a feeling
That you were crazy

**** what you said, I know you're lying
Made my wife mad, had to buy her a ring
I slept with you once, you gave me a rash
You're just mad that, I won't give you cash

**** what you said, I know you're lying
Made my wife mad, had to buy her a ring
I slept with you once, you gave me a rash
You're just mad that, I won't give you cash

(girl)
K-oh-K-oh
Kobe yeah
K-oh-K-oh
Kobe yeah
K-oh-K-oh
Kobe yeah
K-oh-K-oh
Kobe yeah
(/girl)

I asked ya, you said yes
You could ask anyone, you even said
You were glad I'd come
Now its, over, and of course I'm really mad
You're lying's really bad, can get 30 years, cuz I loved a ho

**** what you said, I know you're lying
Made my wife mad, had to buy her a ring
I slept with you once, you gave me a rash
You're just mad that, I won't give you cash

(girl)
K-oh-K-oh
Kobe yeah
K-oh-K-oh
Kobe yeah
K-oh-K-oh
Kobe yeah
K-oh-K-oh
Kobe yeah
[Until the end]
This will be recorded along with my other parodies soon. Just need to find instrumentals for a couple more. If you want to record one, or want to sort of start a mini record label, e-mail me at ahnonamis@hotmail.com

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JOEBEASTYG78 - August 07, 2004 - Report this comment
This is some good stuff here. I think it's friggin' hilarious!
BLO-TOWN - August 11, 2004 - Report this comment
Oops pow suprise... much props on this right here. Gimmie a holla if u wanna duet sometime.
Ahnonamis - August 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Joe: Thanks a ton. I aims to be makin 'em friggin' hillarious =D BLO: Any time. Just e-mail me. You're the only other parody author here who I've constantly seen spit out quality rap/r&b parodies.
Anxious - August 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Wow. Great parody! On another note, I can't wait for a collab between BLO-TOWN and Ahnonimis. It would be like the Dre and Snoop combination of rap parody. Maybe you two should parody a song Dre and Snoop did.
Ahnonamis - August 12, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks, Anxious. Being compared to either Dre or Snoop is never a bad thing...unless it has to do with like drawing skills or archery, then I guess it could be bad...so I'll assume you mean it in a good way.

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