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Song Parodies -> "Cone In The Road"

Original Song Title:

"Hole In The World"

Original Performer:

Eagles

Parody Song Title:

"Cone In The Road"

Parody Written by:

Larry Hensley

The Lyrics

True story.
There's a cone in the road today
That my car will real soon borrow
There's a cone in the road today
And there won't be a cone in that road tomorrow

Oh, I was changin' lanes in all this construction
There was this big cone that just stood right there
My car was plowing into it, caused destruction
Oh, my car carried it, caused wear

There's a cone in the road today
That my car will real soon borrow
There's a cone in the road today
And there won't be a cone in that road tomorrow

My view was blocked from a car in front of me
Now the cone's running down the winding roads
Until it gets dislodged, and it breaks free
I will always feel this cone I tow

There's a cone in the road today
That my car will real soon borrow
There's a cone in the road today
And there won't be a cone in that road tomorrow

(There's a cone in the road today)
They say that cones are just a sign of construction
(That my car will real soon borrow)
They should put cones on the side of the road
(There's a cone in the road today)
That's if they don't want there to be cone abduction
(And there won't be a cone in that road tomorrow)
When they're found in a new zip code

There's a cone in the road today
(Cone in the road)
That my car will real soon borrow
(Real soon borrow)
There's a cone in the road today
(Whoooooooooa)
And there won't be a cone in that road tomorrow

There's a cone in the road today
That my car will real soon borrow
There's a cone in the road today
And there won't be a cone in that road tomorrow

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David Cone - April 29, 2006 - Report this comment
You say it like it's a bad thing.
Beldar Conehead, from Remulac - April 30, 2006 - Report this comment
That was my cone you honed, you bonehead! 5's anyway!
Larry Hensley - May 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks David and Beldar.
Rex - May 03, 2006 - Report this comment
Glad I backtracked to catch up on my parody reading. This is excellent -- a most worthy 50th parody!
Larry Hensley - May 04, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks Rex.
AFW - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment
In doing some backtracking...I see I missed reading this...good job, here..Larry...very unique theme
Larry Hensley - May 08, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW.

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