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Song Parodies -> "C Is For Cookie"

Original Song Title:

"Destroy the Opposition"

Original Performer:

Dying Fetus

Parody Song Title:

"C Is For Cookie"

Parody Written by:

Chris Bodily TM

The Lyrics

I came up with this parody out of the fact that when I heard this, I thought the singer sounded like either Satan or Cookie Monster.
A is for Apple, you know
And B could be for Butterflies
But C is for food with good nutrition
Letter C is for Cookie that's delicious

Yeah C is for Cookie
A Cookie good enough for me
Just give them all to me, precious cookies
And the first and last will be eaten by me

I am hungry, I'm the Cookie Monster
Me just love cookies, cookies make good dessert
There's not enough cookies that I eat
Oh, Cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie

Me want cookie, they are delicious
Just chocolate chip, then the oatmeals can wait
So can the Oreos, know why?
'Cause chocolate chip best cookie in the world

Letter C is for Cookie, me love cookies
Chocolate chip, pecan, oatmeal, and some Oreos
All around, cookie is best food in the world
Believe in me, these yum cookies fill up my stomach

D to Y, wat 'bout Z?
They don't matter to me
Just because C is for cookie, yeah, for cookie
Me want snack, me think that cookie would be tempting

Stomach growls, want cookie, for it has good flavor
Me had enough of other foods, me want some cookies

Letter D, stands for Dog
Me want cookies to eat

Without the cookies, me will become lunatic
Sick of all these pizzas and potato skins
Me need food to eat that no one wants or needs
If me don't get cookie, me run around and scream

Yeah, C is for cookie, one that's good enough for me
Fill me way up, give me cookies, you will see
What's good for me will always be cookie food
Me hungry right now, me want some chocolate fudge

Fudge just to fill my stomach
Until the cookies save my life
There's chocolate, oatmeal, chocolate chip cookies
All delicious

The cookies are the greatest
Me will eat them anywhere
If you will please order,
I would like thirty oatmeals and pecans

(Cookie Monster stops eating the cookies and sees only one left)

Oh, darn, the final cookie
Why'd I have to eat them all?
It's too bad they're all gone so fast
My stomach's full, me think me have a tummyache

Born with the urge to eat yummy things
I cannot resist a food that's so de-lic-i-ous
I wish cookies would multiply
and they'd be the only thing I'd be seeing

But now I don't hear my stomach growl
But C is for cookie that's good enough for me

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Agrimorfee - August 31, 2004 - Report this comment
DKTOS---this is one of those parodies one must actually hear to really appreciate. I've got one in my archives about screaming that I might post here later which falls under that particular problem. Any link available for some audio of the original, perhaps? I'm into Sesame Street humor, and I'd love to hear it!
Alistair Cookie - September 05, 2004 - Report this comment
I wasn't sure if anyone had heard this song (it's a cult-metal song; very underground). Here is a clip: http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/clipserve/B00004YLEY001002/1/103-454838­9-0127816
LadyGaladriel - January 21, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, but I don't need to--it's hilarious. Great job.

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