-> "C Is For Cookie"
Original Song Title:
"Destroy the Opposition"
Parody Song Title:
"C Is For Cookie"
The Lyrics
A is for Apple, you know
And B could be for Butterflies
But C is for food with good nutrition
Letter C is for Cookie that's delicious
Yeah C is for Cookie
A Cookie good enough for me
Just give them all to me, precious cookies
And the first and last will be eaten by me
I am hungry, I'm the Cookie Monster
Me just love cookies, cookies make good dessert
There's not enough cookies that I eat
Oh, Cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie, cookie
Me want cookie, they are delicious
Just chocolate chip, then the oatmeals can wait
So can the Oreos, know why?
'Cause chocolate chip best cookie in the world
Letter C is for Cookie, me love cookies
Chocolate chip, pecan, oatmeal, and some Oreos
All around, cookie is best food in the world
Believe in me, these yum cookies fill up my stomach
D to Y, wat 'bout Z?
They don't matter to me
Just because C is for cookie, yeah, for cookie
Me want snack, me think that cookie would be tempting
Stomach growls, want cookie, for it has good flavor
Me had enough of other foods, me want some cookies
Letter D, stands for Dog
Me want cookies to eat
Without the cookies, me will become lunatic
Sick of all these pizzas and potato skins
Me need food to eat that no one wants or needs
If me don't get cookie, me run around and scream
Yeah, C is for cookie, one that's good enough for me
Fill me way up, give me cookies, you will see
What's good for me will always be cookie food
Me hungry right now, me want some chocolate fudge
Fudge just to fill my stomach
Until the cookies save my life
There's chocolate, oatmeal, chocolate chip cookies
All delicious
The cookies are the greatest
Me will eat them anywhere
If you will please order,
I would like thirty oatmeals and pecans
(Cookie Monster stops eating the cookies and sees only one left)
Oh, darn, the final cookie
Why'd I have to eat them all?
It's too bad they're all gone so fast
My stomach's full, me think me have a tummyache
Born with the urge to eat yummy things
I cannot resist a food that's so de-lic-i-ous
I wish cookies would multiply
and they'd be the only thing I'd be seeing
But now I don't hear my stomach growl
But C is for cookie that's good enough for me
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