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Song Parodies -> "I Believe My Fart"

Original Song Title:

"I Believe My Heart"

Original Performer:

Duncan James feat.Keedie

Parody Song Title:

"I Believe My Fart"

Parody Written by:

Cait Sith

The Lyrics

Whenever I see my plate
The smell, it appears
Oh, how it seems to taste so
Appeasing
I smile as I'm eating through
Sausage, mash and beans
Oh, how it makes me feel so
So windy

I believe my fart
Will come in time due
It's never far from my main course
And comes when on the loo
I believe my fart,
Louder than my voice,
It makes me proud, but sure does stink
People can't come near
The force

The main hall in which we met
It cleared straight away
Now, my ass remains dorment
For hours, two
You don't have to breath at all
The smell's here to stay
And I spray every fragrence
But in vain

I'm relieved my fart
Did not follow through
It's clear to me that what I need
Is more healthy food
I believe my fart
Now it smells so strong
'Cos I eat eggs, baked beans and stew
Flatulance will rule
My world

I believe my fart
Is about to brew
It feels like what I ate from you
Is about to blow
I have lost my love
All 'cos of my farts
The force, it knocks the air from you
So strong, my cheeks blew
Apart

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Pacing: 3.8
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Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 5

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Dumb Ass Kid - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Not very funny but well-paced and well written 424
2Eagle - April 30, 2005 - Report this comment
Very funny.

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