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Song Parodies -> "Diggin' Up My Nose"

Original Song Title:

"Dig It"

Original Performer:

D-Tent Boys

Parody Song Title:

"Diggin' Up My Nose"

Parody Written by:

Kryptonite

The Lyrics

I love this song but i just couldn't help it!!
You've got to go and dig in your nose
With broken hands and a runny nose
Can't find a tissue so here it goes
You've got to go and dig in your nose

D-Tent
So that's what we're doing, we're pickin'!
You all don't know nothin' 'bout that
Watch me, watch me, uh
I'll do it myself

Diggin' up my nose, diggin'
Diggin' up my nose, oh
Diggin' up my nose, diggin'
Diggin' up my nose, oh

Two fingers two boogers in hand
I got no respect 'cause I'm so nasty, man
Got my finger, tissue full of sand
Pickin' my nose, my name is Cave Man, uh

Diggin' up my nose, diggin'
Diggin' up my nose, oh
Diggin' up my nose, diggin'
Diggin' up my nose

Take that bad boy make him dig five feet
The boogers in his nose will give him a treat
Okay, you gotta find one you never found before
If not, you'll just have to dig some more

Snot, snot, snot, snot, snot, snot, snot, snot
Snot, snot, snot, snot, snot, snot, snot, snot
Snot, snot, snot, snot, snot, snot, snot, snot
Snot, snot, snot, snot, oh

Diggin' up my nose, diggin'
Diggin' up my nose, oh
Diggin' up my nose, diggin'
Diggin' up my nose, oh

Diggin' up my nose, diggin'
Diggin' up my nose, oh
Diggin' up my nose, diggin'
Diggin' up my nose, yeah

Your fingers may blisters
Your nose will stay sore
You wanna break?
Too bad, go pick some more
Uh huh, uh huh

Diggin' up my nose, diggin'
Diggin' up my nose,oh
Diggin' up my nose, diggin'
Diggin' up my nose,oh

N to the O, S to the E
Who's pickin' his nose?
Dog that's me
I don't use a tissue and I don't ever sneeze
That's all I do; dig in my nose and sleep

My nose is caked
My nose has flakes
There is no place to hide
So just pick your nose and cry

You've got to go and dig in your nose

Diggin' up my nose, diggin'
Diggin' up my nose,oh
Diggin' up my nose, diggin'
Diggin' up my nose,oh

Take a bad boy make him dig five feet
Got my nose, tissue full of sand
The boogers in his nose will give him a treat
Pickin' my nose, the name is Cave Man, uh

Wake up in the morning
Before the sun
Keep diggin' my nose
Till the day is done

Wake up in the morning
Before the sun
Keep diggin' my nose
Till the day is done

You've got to go and dig in your nose
You've got to go and dig in your nose

Diggin' up my nose, diggin'
Diggin' up my nose

Diggin' up my nose
Diggin' up my nose
Diggin' up my nose
Diggin' up my nose
Diggin' up my nose

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LENASUVALIA - July 14, 2004 - Report this comment
I LOVED IT! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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