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Song Parodies -> "Branson"

Original Song Title:

"Moskau"

Original Performer:

Dschinghis Khan

Parody Song Title:

"Branson"

Parody Written by:

Exaggerator

The Lyrics

I was inspired to write this parody by virtue of this video posted on EngrishFunny.com with an overly-literal "translation."
Branson--!
American Culture defined
By the so-called "refined"
Of Religious Right!

Branson--!
Idealised Realkultur,
As cultural conservatives
Want it all seen!

It's no wonder that Branson's so popular
Among especially Fox News-watching types,
Usually poor, dumb and disadvantaged,
And easily exploited besides!!

Branson, Branson!
Stars and Bars found everywhere!
Jingoism in your face,
Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja!!

Branson, Branson!
Bill O'Reilly recommends,
Seconded by Mike Savage;
Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja!!

Branson, Branson!!
Gideons' Bibles are replaced
By "Protocols of Zion" hate!
Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja!!

Branson--!!!

Branson, Branson!
"Cultural heritage" excuses
Crudest racial stereotypes,
Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja!!

And it's no wonder Branson's so popular
Among the Dittoheads and Kankerdom,
Otherwise known as "poor white trash"
Too vulnerable for their own good!!

Branson, Branson!
Stars and Bars found everywhere!
Jingoism in your face,
Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja!!

Branson, Branson!
Bill O'Reilly recommends,
Seconded by Mike Savage;
Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja!!

Branson, Branson!!
Gideons' Bibles are replaced
By "Protocols of Zion" hate!
Ja, ja, ja, ja, ja!!
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2Eagle - January 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Las Vegas Ned Flanders (The Simpsons) style.
CowPattyHearst - January 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Keep trying. You are good.

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