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Song Parodies -> "Numbers"

Original Song Title:

"Bodies"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Drowning Pool

Parody Song Title:

"Numbers"

Parody Written by:

Diandra

The Lyrics

I really just hate this song, its terrible and repetitive, but this way at least I can laugh when it comes on the juke box in the bar.
One
I can count to one
Two
I can count to two
Three
I can count to three
Four
Gotta start agian

One
I can count to one
Two
I can count to two
Three
I can count to three
AHHHHHHH!

I can only count to four
I can only count to four
I can only count to......FOOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUR


and repetitily the song continuously continues to repeat the same lyrics over and over

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.2
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.9

Total Votes: 18

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   2
 2
 2
 
 2   0
 3
 2
 
 3   1
 2
 2
 
 4   5
 0
 1
 
 5   10
 11
 11
 

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Andrea Huckstep - March 10, 2007 - Report this comment
You fail, please try again.
Red Ant - March 10, 2007 - Report this comment
This song is horribly repetitive, but it does have verses, which you've omitted. A potentially great idea let down by a mediocre execution. 433.
jilkie - April 18, 2009 - Report this comment
wasn't this done by psychostick?
Cody Slusher - June 07, 2009 - Report this comment
I heard that off YouTube.
joel - October 21, 2009 - Report this comment
This song is by Psychostick!!
Me - August 22, 2010 - Report this comment
You, sir, suck. I know that he can count to four. I was looking for the other lyrics...That you seemed to have missed. Great job, you suck. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YEmu8ylLtJs If you're going to make a lyric page for a song, include ALL of the lyrics...
what? - October 10, 2011 - Report this comment
If you're doing lyrics, do them all. If you mention a song, get the damn artist right. Plus, "and repetitily the song continuously continues to repeat the same lyrics over and over." How about saying, "The lyrics repeat after that." Repetitily isn't a word and your grammar is atrocious. Your phrasing is incredibly redundant with repeat or repeatedly both being used, and continuously being used with over and over again and continues. If you contribute to a website, do it right.

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