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Song Parodies -> "The School Cafeteria Song"

Original Song Title:

"Step Up"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Drowning Pool

Parody Song Title:

"The School Cafeteria Song"

Parody Written by:

To A Lesser Extent

The Lyrics

(TODAY'S MENU!)

Pizza
With rubber cheese and sauce that looks as if it is alive
Chicken
That's frozen solid, couldn't cut it with a butcher knife
When will the torture stop?
Someone should call the cops
And my stomach just can't take the pain
Unless you want to gag
You better take a brown bag
Or at least get A La Carte, if you're sane

But if you wanna throw up (throw up)
Come on and eat school food (school food)
If you wanna throw up (throw up)
Come on and eat school food
You have your chance to pack your lunch
To get yourself good snacks to munch
But if you wanna throw up (throw up)
Come on and eat school food (school food)

Sickening
Yeah that's the only word that describes this mess
Yakking
That's what the kids that get it do in the bathrooms I guess
The beef is fresh and new
You still can hear it moo
And the macaroni's acid green
So take some good advice,
Don't even look at the rice
And keep your distance from the turkey supreme

But if you wanna throw up (throw up)
Come on and eat school food (school food)
If you wanna throw up (throw up)
Come on and eat school food
You have your chance to pack your lunch
To get yourself good snacks to munch
But if you wanna throw up (throw up)
Come on and eat school food (school food)
Come on and eat school food

The fruit is filled with mold
Hash browns are eight years old

(Guitar solo)

But if you wanna throw up (throw up)
Come on and eat school food (school food)
If you wanna throw up (throw up)
Come on and eat school food
You have your chance to pack your lunch
To get yourself good snacks to munch
But if you wanna throw up (throw up)
Come on and eat school food (school food)
Come on and eat school food

Come on and eat school food (throw up)
Come on and eat school food
Come on and eat school food (throw up)
Come on and eat school food!


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Sweet Indigo - September 08, 2004 - Report this comment
Alas, DKTOS. But I really like it. I like the rhymes and the descriptions of all the yucky food... It's funny, good job :)
Hydi Devillier - October 09, 2007 - Report this comment
SSSSoooo Funny..................and true!!!

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