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Song Parodies -> "Driver's Ed."

Original Song Title:

"The Gauntlet"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dropkick Murphys

Parody Song Title:

"Driver's Ed."

Parody Written by:

Chris Kilo

The Lyrics

Well I just got set for my test in Driver's Ed.
And I'm hoping so dearly that I don't bust up my head
All I see when I strap in: accident!
Here the tires go screechin', soon the rear-end fenders' in a dent

Do ya think I'm gonna pass it, I don't know unless I drive
And I've got the nagging feeling I'm not getting out alive
Well it's a fairly simple task, but still I'm pretty scared
If I'm driving while scared sh*tless, will they consider me impaired?

It's gonna change when I'm not ready, yeah I'll slam down on the brakes
From a green light to a red light while my arms and legs they shake
Please ignore the fact that I just hit a pedestrian
And now I'm bound to fail, oh what an awful mess I'm in

I ran a light, and I hit a toddler
Now I'm in deep
I ran a light, and I hit a toddler

I won't pass it, I won't make it, though I give it all I can
Gonna end up hitching rides in my girlfriend's minivan
Now I failed it, cause I wrecked it, what a crappy way to go
Miss instructor, miss instructor, should I drive a bit more slow?

I ran a light, and I tore the tires
Now I'm in deep
I ran a light, and I bent the fender

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Delilah - August 11, 2007 - Report this comment
Hi-larious! Reminds me of my road test.
Chris Kilo - April 10, 2023 - Report this comment
Thanks for your comment! I appreciate it!

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