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Song Parodies -> "Simon Got Changed Into A Rat"

Original Song Title:

"Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer"

Original Performer:

Dr. Elmo

Parody Song Title:

"Simon Got Changed Into A Rat"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Hey Everyone, I've returned! I know, i know it's been a while! So I've got another tmi(the mortal instruments parody for you based off the first off the city of bones, when on the major characters Simon, gets changed into a rat after drinking a fairy drink at the warlock Mangus bane's house) for those who don't know, the tmi is about shadowhunters (half,huamn, half angel warriors) who keep the world safe from demons and rouge downworlders(vamps, fairies, warlock and werewolves, mermaids and mummies and other creatures are mentioned). at one point, Clary finds out she is a shadowhunter and meets Jace,(who become friends and develop a strong and romantic connection to one aone throughout the series including some setbacks , one where they are lied into thinking something horrible about the relationsihp, which i'm not telling you about because you know spoilers, read the books they're awesome!" she also meets the lightwoods, Isabelle, the beatiful black-haired blue eyed shadowhunter and her brother Alec. she also meets Mangus and learns about the world and such thing as runes btw, Jace is 17 so far, and is golden-haired, and golden eyed and slim but defined. he can be arrogant at times but is funny, charming, sweet, good-hearted and cares alot about his family and is protective of them(he is adopted in the lightwood clan) and loves Clary and is very protective of her. Clary and Simon are 16, as well as Isabelle. Alec's 18 and Mangus looks 19 or 20 but is really over a hundred years old. k enjoy!
Simon got changed into a rat
after partying it at Mangus’s house
You can ask , how the hell is that possible?
But as for Jace, Clary, and the Lightwoods, they believe

he’d been drinkin' that blue fairy drink
And Isabelle advised him not too
But he didn’t heed her warning
and underwent this nasty metamorphism

When Jace and Clary found him,
at that point and time,
Simon had whiskers and a tail
And had joined the rodent family

Simon got turned into a rat
after partying at Mangus’s place
You can say that they’re all insane
but as for them all, they belieeve

Now Simon was a mundane
But he seemed to be handling this new world really well
But after finding out about downworlders
and that Clary and her new friends are downworlders, caused this shit!

It's not fun for Simon
He now is a rodent
And the shadowhunters just can't help but wonder:
Where the hell did he go?
(He’s gone missing)

Simon got changed into a rat
chillin at Mangus’s one eve
You can say there's no such thing as downworlders
But as Jace , Clary and friend s would you say, you’re just a mundane

Now Simon’s been kidnapped by vampires
Someone though he’d make a cute pet
And now he’s trapped in the Dumort
and it’s up to Jace and Clary to save him

Isabelle warned him not to drink to that potion
Cuz of the unpleasant side effects
As Jace and Alec know
don’t ever consume things from fairies

Simon got changed into a rat
chillin at Mangus’s on eve
You can say there's no such thing as warlocks or vampires
but as for them all, they believe
(Sing it Jace)


Clary’s stupid mundane friend got changed into a rodent
after tagging along on our mission for Clary
You can question our sanity
but as Shadow hunters know, all myths are true

Poor Simon
I hoped you guys loved this (espically you tmi fans and jamie(jamie is playing jace)and lily (Clary) fans! I also hoped it inspired you guys to get engaged in the world that the lovely Casandra Clare has created. Cob is being developed into a movie. so far there are four books in the tmi saga, with her latest works city of lost souls coming out may 8 2012(I'm excited!) anyways some notes: mundanes refer to the humans who aren't supernatuaral. simon starts out as one. when I say them all, i mean, jace, clary, the lightwoods and Mangus You may also wonder why I chose a christmas song. I've been wanting to do this for a while now. anyways I hope you guys enjoyed it. I've been thinking of doing another Twilight sagaa related parody as it's been a while since I've done one and I'm a huge fan (I'm Team Edward/Jace/ bella/clary and will/jem from infernal devices by cassandra ckare. I also love the hunger games. I've discovered Twilight back when I was 16 and tmi in early 2011 and read hunger games this year.) Anyways, this is dedicated to TMi, ID, Twilght Saga, Hunger Games and Glee and Vampire Diaries fans as well to Jamie, Lily, Cassie and Stephanie Meyer! Harry Potter Rocks 2! If any of you are reading, this I love you love it! Rate and comment guys and check out my other stuff while you're at it.

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Glen S - February 14, 2012 - Report this comment
I'm glad you had fun writing this. I've read all the HP books and the first book in the Twilight series (because my wife made me) and the Hunger Games series. Your stanza subs were hard to read because they don't match up very well with the syllable counts from the original, but it was still fun. keep writing.
Twichick - February 14, 2012 - Report this comment
hey Glen s, thanks for the review and lol but they're amazing books and yeh, that wheres where it can be challenging. Happy valentines day!
The Brad Hatter - February 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Twilight is for kids, Underworld is for adults.
Twichick - February 16, 2012 - Report this comment
hey guys, thanks for your comments! just a quick note: it's not Jace saying poor simon at the end and also at times ,adding certain phrase can be challenging as they're longer than the stanzas
Twichick - February 16, 2012 - Report this comment
Hi Bradhatter, I love twilight but Underworld is also cool. I loved the latest one. I'm in my 20s, just to let you know.

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