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Song Parodies -> "Move (The Black Friday Version)"

Original Song Title:

"Move (You're Stepping On My Heart"

Original Performer:

Dreamgirls Soundtrack

Parody Song Title:

"Move (The Black Friday Version)"

Parody Written by:

Terrance Tucker

The Lyrics

It is the day after Thanksgiving known as BLACK FRIDAY. Thanksgiving Day ends and after chomping down on the turkey, you head off to Wal-Mart, Target and the other shops and malls take your place to partake in the most craziest shopping days of the year and sing your praises as you dodge the other shoppers in the hunt for bargains.
Move, move, Move right outta my way
Move, move, move right outta my way

You better move
You’re steppin’ in my way
I said move
It’s almost Christmas Day
Please move
My shopping is almost through
My cart
Is full of Christmas presents for you

This shop has such magnetic prices
They keep me hanging around
I feel I’m having such a crisis
My sanity’s has sunk in the ground ground ground ground

Move, move, Move right outta my way
Move it , move it, outta my way
Move, move, Move right outta my way
Move it , move it, outta my way
Move, move, move right outta my way

The crowds are horribly satanic
The way they push me around
I feel just like a fanatic
My patience: going down down down down

Move, move
(You’re stepping on my feet)
Stepping on my feet, yes you are
I said move

Move, move
(My shopping’s not complete)

My shopping’s not complete
Hey baby! Hey baby
Get outta my way
It’s almost Christmas day

So why don’t you wrap it up and beat it
Take a turkey home and eat
Take your screamin’ brats home
And just leave me alone
And just move right outta my
Move right outta my way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Please move, move, move move,
Please move, move, move move
(Ad libs)

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