You're pullin' wrappers off a twinkie every night and day.
Keep eatin', watch you gaining some more weight.
Girl you could eat a box of snack pies
and you'd still be fat in my eyes.
I know that you can hardly wait til it is shopping day
Instinctively, you'll buy more and snack away.
You'll be gaining, no starvation
but my twinkies won't be eaten.
You can get some money girl,
Buy every twinkie in the whole world
You can offer me your lies..
never get a bite of my pies.

Chorus:
No wrapper,chains,or locks
So I can eat all I want.
I'm on my second box
My twinkie,Pig, back off.
No matter what you do
They never were made for you
Cream filling's what I've got.
My twinkie,pig,back off.

You're the kind of girl who gets a twinkie,doesn't share
Eat it in front of me because I'm there.
Always looking for a new bite
You try to eat up all the snack pies.
You're a pig and nobody tells you no,
everybody buys their twinkies before you go
Doesn't matter how many you buy
never gonna get a bite of my pie!

Chorus:
No wrapper,chains,or locks
So I can eat all I want.
I'm on my second box
My twinkie,Pig,back off.
No matter what you do
They never were made for you
Cream filling's what I've got.
My twinkie,pig,back off.