[Weird Al]
Yall know Al still the same ol' pal
Now I got a gal
Hated on by most these artists
And I shall, make songs of morale, no long songs not now
Don't cuss no more thong song originals
Mad at Al
I can finally afford to provide my family with parodies
Got a band in the studio and they all play my tracks
To show to the world Weird Al's back
EBay song is on right now on the edge of my balconies
Did you think I'm gonna let my shirt freeze
Oh please
You better bow down on both knees
Who you think will be here when you leave
Who you think brought you the new G's
STG's Jim A's CMT's
the Jeremiah Mc's
And the songs that are polka melodies
Gave you tape full of great spoofs
The blow roofs clear into the sky
And when the freestyle songs wasn't worth a try
Whose the Weirdo they told you go be
Yall need to listen to me mostly
All you artists that said that I turned crap
Want my hair back?
Ya'll the reason Al took off his glasses
So freak yall all of yall
If yall don't like me bite me
Yall gonna keep messing around with me
And turn me back to the old me

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move they lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And all these artists act like they forgot about Al (2xs)

[Jeremiah]
So how do you parody somebody's weight?
Or anybody living in a Amish way
And parody things in a funnier way
Just study your tape of Bad Hair Day
One way I was driving by
With a driveway there
And I caught a guy giving me an awkward line
So I strangled him off in the parking lot with one of mine
I don't really care if it's good or not
You'll never be Al, you'll never be bought
But I'm stuck as muck
Writing about Daffy the duck with the strangest rhyme scheme
Throwing out all my papers, pens, taking it all out
Lucks out for me so call the shots
I'm a ask Al and his loud ass mother trucking rambling bots
And when the song came out
Me and Al stood next to a sold out crowd
With and hand full of cash and a hand full of flashes
Made them all shout loud
From here on out get the Poodle Hat
So eat it today you forgotten he's fat
And he's still 3d and weird
To hit you with songs like a baseball bat
Fat ladies funny as a set of bat babies
All having rabies with a cute attitude
I'm walking round nude will they bite me maybe
Making parodies?
Sorry Al, but I been lazy
There is no way that you can praise me
It's okay go ahead pay me

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move they lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And all these artists act like they forgot about Al (2xs)

[Weird Al]
If it was up to me
All your parodies would stop coming up for free
Wit your pen out looking up to me
Like you want something see
When my Deep End was out you wasn't playing me
But now that I got this little controversy
Eminem wouldn't let me do a video ho please
But you won't get a diss from me
Cause I put out the song on POODLE
I told them all
All the Am I Right kids
Who you think helped make 'em all
Now they wanna run around and talk about fun
Like I aint had none
What you think I bite, kids?
Cause I do good sh*t
Now all I get is fan mail all day saying do hood sh*t
Why cause I've been in the biz with a can of cheese wiz
Tryin to eat this damn cracker with
I aint doing that
I'm still stuck in a closet with Vanna White
It aint gonna be scary after night
So give me some more of the white stuff I'll bite
And take what I write
So where's all the mad parodies at
It's getting real cold on the thermostat
But all you savage cats
Knew that it was Gump with gats
When you were cuddled up with Richard Hatch

Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say
But nothing comes out when they move they lips
Just a bunch of gibberish
And all these artists act like they forgot about Al (3xs)