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Song Parodies -> "The Afganistan Predicament"

Original Song Title:

"Whats the Difference"

Original Performer:

Dr. Dre feat. Eminem

Parody Song Title:

"The Afganistan Predicament"

Parody Written by:

Jeff Scott

The Lyrics

Asama Bin Laden, what else is there to say?
What the hell is going on with you
What the hell is going on with you

Back to Afghanistan where it all started,
The land is uncharted,
Fainted hearted.

No schools,
Just a group of rules,
Given by fools,
Who only like mules that are simply dense,
Worth a couple of cents,
Which is there future offense,
Makes sense?

Don't think so
bin laden will stay low,
Hiding from the press,
Building up his own stress,

What are your trying to prove?
Always on the move,
Forever creating tension,
Dissention,
Leaving us to suspension...

Your are the most wanted,
Seemed haunted,
Because of your awful acts,
Hurting America with your attacks,
Football wise your painful sacks
now

Every country is joining the fight,
Which bright and a delight,
Despite,
Your creating gases
From your poor asses,
Is your only defense,
Hence,
no expense.

Now lets talk about,
women who can't shout out,
Secluded and scared,
Undeclared,
Despaired,
Unprepared.






What the hell is going on with you
This is the remix so I want it to get through you,
Get your crew,
We are taming the shrew,
Which is you,
This is your opening day debut

What the hell is going on with you
This is the remix so I want it to get through you,
Get your crew,
We are taming the shrew,
Which is you,
This is your opening day debut

Your like a cult,
Which is the result,
Of an American adult,
Joining you without consult

They said it brainwash,
His brain his squash.
You took one out million,
He's barely a civilian,
It's a thrill,
Just take that suicide pill.

Killing yourself while after a prayer
O by the way there aren't enough virgins up there
Despair,
Prepare to declare
For an aware
Affair.

Where you going to spend all of your life,
Always under the knife,
Without a wife.
Tent ally Causing strife


Winter is coming around,
Howz that sound,
Pretty profound,
Have a frown,
Hands not down,
You're justa hound,
calm down,
Havin no food not a pound,
You belong to the crown.





The release of your rage,
The entrapment in a cage,
Still in stone age,
Still on the news paper page,

What the hell is going on with you
This is the remix so I want it to get through you,
Get your crew,
We are taming the shrew,
Which is you,
This is your opening day debut

What the hell is going on with you
This is the remix so I want it to get through you,
Get your crew,
We are taming the shrew,
Which is you,
This is your opening day debut

Your Alqada,
Mada,
Hata,
Out of all of us,
No success,
Causin more distress.
But we will surpress,
The progress,
Made by you,
With our crew.

The teli BAhhhN,
Took a lil run,
Laden you betta worry,
they were in a hurry,
Smellin like curry
scurry
Taking out some furry,

Looking for your lair,
Then you see a glare.
Our planes are near,
Our soldiers appear,
Seeing your fear,
start to tear,
Still Not sincere,

You think you robust,
But eat the dust,
No upper crust,
don't discuss,
Trust,
You cuss,
But you will combust.

The feelings are combining,
implying,
that's your declining,
Resigning,
Stop the whining.

Your prob move to Pakistan,
Not sure of your game plan,
But it began,
another issue,
Give US a tissue,
Its harder to find you,
Cause your are in a zoo,
Hiding with your family,
The Kangaroo.

When we find you,
Give you shampoo,
Take you out to a,
Fancy café,
Drink some tea,
Contain human waste and pee,
Comein from you and me,
It will be bad to a degree,
Until you see,
You just like to provoke,
And now you're the one with the stroke,
Leading to eventual croak.

What the hell is going on with you
This is the remix so I want it to get through you,
Get your crew,
We are taming the shrew,
Which is you,
This is your opening day debut

What the hell is going on with you
This is the remix so I want it to get through you,
Get your crew,
We are taming the shrew,
Which is you,
This is your opening day debut
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