(spoken)
Yeah, ladies and gentlemen, we're seeing some sad days in the online community
Not like the old days back, way back when, when you're rollin' in
searchin' Google for your fix
Good results so thick you could choke your CPU
Now it's just full of damn politically charged crap
And now it's an election year, so...
nothin' but a tidal wave of red-and-blue blogs and whining idiots...

Damn

(singing)
Yeah, there once was a time back when Google was God
Searching everything from Chobits to pea pods.
Yeah, there was zip too taxing to just get the straight scoop
You could even search for "Wing War" without turning up poop
Yeah, those days are all disappeared, the Antichrist is finally here
'Cuz of bloggers
Friggin' bloggers

Yeah, you all know the stories when you log on
How there's more George Bush bashing than emos or pr0n
Hard to keep ourselves busy from goin' insane
Well, aside from that twelve...hundred thousandth Flash game
Yeah, the time that I've come to hate, not even a forum gives escape
From those bloggers
Crazy bloggers
(Man, this just sucks)

Yeah, I know Livejournal has its getaways
Hell, when you don't care, it's a damn happy day
I'm not saying every blog has lost their marbles
But the crap we share space with makes us all look garbled
Other bloggers live with the curse, just hope the elections ain't made worse
By them bloggers
Party bloggers