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Song Parodies -> "Drill Away"

Original Song Title:

"Drift Away"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dobie Gray

Parody Song Title:

"Drill Away"

Parody Written by:

Matthias

The Lyrics

Owwww!!!!MY TOOTH!!!
Day after day I'm feeling my tooth
And I look for the appointment for the Novocain
You know that a place that I hate to use
But I'm feeling the pain
Ain't it a shame

Oh, give false teeth boy
And fix my soar
I don't care if I can't chew gum no more
And drill away

Oh, give me false teeth boy
And fix my soar
I don't care if I can't chew gum no more
And drill away

Beginning to think that your wasting time
I've been sittin' here in the waiting room
The dentist girl inside looks so unkind
And I'm counting on you
To drill a hole in this tooth

Oh, give me false teeth boy
If you gotta pull
Then shove in the pliers and let it roll
And drill away

Yeah, give me false teeth boy
If you gotta pull
Then shove in the pliers and let it roll
And drill away

And when my mouth is free
You know that rinsing can sooth me
And it's not hard to chew
The plaque guy is coming soon to improve me
Thanks for the joy of you fixing me
I want you to know I believe in your prongs
The rhythm and time of pulling teeth
You've helped me along
Making gums strong

Oh, give me false teeth boy
And fix my soar
I don't care if I can't chew gum no more
And drill away

Oh, false teeth boy
And fix my soar
I don't care if I can't chew gum no more
And drill away

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Give me false teeth boy
If you gotta pull
Then shove in some pliers and let it roll
And drill away

Oh, oh, oh, oh

Oh give me the check boy
And make me poor
Now that I have no pain no more
And drill away

Now, now, now
Won't ya' drill me
Wooooha
Drill me today

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Overall Rating: 4.4

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John Barry - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Pretty funny. I'd have made the second line of the chorus "And fill that hole."
2Eagle - October 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Have you seen "Little Shop of Horrors"?

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