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Song Parodies -> "Where The Food At"

Original Song Title:

"Where The Hood At"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

DMX

Parody Song Title:

"Where The Food At"

Parody Written by:

Mikey Boy

The Lyrics

This original song kicks ass!!
Where the food where the food where the food at
Got it all got the bread and the bacon fat
Eating up til my gut falls on my lap
You better stop that if u wanna lose fat
Where the food where the food where the food at
Got it all got the bread and the bacon fat
Eating up til my gut falls on my lap
You better stop that if u wanna lose fat

Man I do know what im gonna eat
10 pounds of beef and cheese, H to the A to the M
Last I heard ya'll nigas were etaing spam from the same can
The pizza I love, it fits like a glove
Eating worms and rodents and a few more slugs
How you gonna explain taking all my ham
I need all my beef and I chomp it down with my hands
I eat from the bucket, and take it from the pale
I drink all my kool aid and take my big dumps
My chicken fingers are on my fork
Only know how to eat 30 ways im a dog
I chew and swallow down, i munch and I bite
When I go to a restarent I try to act polite
I know how to eat a 10 punder of cheese
Man I only weigh 955 pounds do you think thats crazy

Where the food where the food where the food at
Got it all got the bread and the bacon fat
Eating up til my gut falls on my lap
You better stop that if u wanna lose fat
Where the food where the food where the food at
Got it all got the bread and the bacon fat
Eating up til my gut falls on my lap
You better stop that if u wanna lose fat

I'll chew up it all maybe maybe your front lawn
CHEW CHEW now its time for peas and corn
From dusk till dawn, plate belongs to the top dog
They say in 2 years they'll see me dead in the morgue
Don't eat these cats cuz i want to eat these cats
Get the forks and the knifes its time to eat up these cats
Now its a 3 course meal but I don;t have any patience
Gotta rob the place so I can relieve my patience
Eat it all too and I gotta poo
Taking my shit and its a big one nigga
Where my toilet paper at, right here nigga
Flushes down boy thats how we do
Time to eat some dogs, time to eat some dogs
Yo i ate it baby,(creeping through the food)
From then til now my ass is too big
Gonna go on a diet where all I eat are strawberry figs

Where the food where the food where the food at
Got it all got the bread and the bacon fat
Eating up til my gut falls on my lap
You better stop that if u wanna lose fat
Where the food where the food where the food at
Got it all got the bread and the bacon fat
Eating up til my gut falls on my lap
You better stop that if u wanna lose fat

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