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Song Parodies -> "Ralph Nader Rap"

Original Song Title:

"Party Up"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

DMX

Parody Song Title:

"Ralph Nader Rap"

Parody Written by:

Ron Presley

The Lyrics

[Ralph Nader]
Uhh.. UH! .. WHOO!

Chorus: Ralph Nader

Gore gon' make me lose my mind
up in HERE, up in here
Bush gon' make me go all out
up in here, up in here
Clinton gon' make me act a FOOL
up in HERE, up in here
Perot make me lose my cool
up in here, up in here

[Ralph Nader]
If I gotsta bring it to you seniors then it's gonna be medicare, aight
All your mens up in D.C. before, life ain't fair
and all them other guys you vote for, cheat for, I don't care
How the world you gonna win the race with no underwear? Aight
There go the news dare, Bush needs some hair
All over Washington there, ain't that so fair
Y'all Republicans remind me of a hoax, cause everytime
you come around, it's like (what) I just gotta steal Gore's votes
And I don't know what Secretery you think you talkin to
but I'm not Clinton, aight Yeltsin? So watch what you do
Or you gon' vote for Gore, or next to someone Sore
and we all thought you loved Pat,down to the core
But that couldn't have been my issue, or maybe
they just sayin that, now cause CNN abuses you
Gore and Bush tried to get you
That's why you playing on your N64, lookin at the roof of Zelda's castle
Al Gore tellin the truth and it hurts

Chorus

[Ralph Nader]
Off the Fame I leave Bush wanting the Rogain
cause Gore still want the game, off the shame
First of all, you ain't ran long enough
to be voting for me and you, you ain't old enough
So whatever it is you voting on that got you think that Gore's Superman
I am the Kryptonite, should I smack him with George and the fight?
Y'all voters is undeciders, not even good support
What's gon' be the outcome? Hmm, let's build up the Military fort
Your weird, you're voting, your girl's not for me
You're Bush, the money ain't yours, that e'rybody needs
Your old man say you super, you be like, "No?
I love my baby brother, he never let the votes flow"
I'm tired of weak congress whinin over votes
that don't belong to them, what is wrong with them?
They chad it up for real polls like Florida and them
who get it on the White House for the fans with them, MAN

Chorus

[Ralph Nader]
I bring down cars so heavy it curse General Moters
No more reconting - put him with the revoters
You keep rioting - lest you tryin to be a voter
Cause if I end lower, y'all end up hoaxers
Cause youse a fake type runner
Fake up Republican runner
Fuss like a Democrat runner
Vote is a vote, Vote's wronger than Hitler
We done been through the race and we quicker to hit her
The bigger the runner, the more money we brought out
We run up in Canada, e'rybody come out, don't Reforms run out
Done in and Done out, I'ma keep there votes out
Bush runnin his mouth? I'ma blow his hair out
Listen, yo' office is about to be done
You know who gon' beat you? (Who?) Some old Nader,fun?
Clinton wishin Gore's soul's at rest
but it's hard to be best with the size of the brain in your chest

Chorus

[Ralph Nader]
Hold up! ERRRRRRRR!
One.. two.. vote me landslide
vote me landslide, vote me landslide
All my Greens gon' vote me landslide
vote me landslide, vote me landslide
All my Democrats gon' vote me landslide
vote me landslide, vote me landslide
All my Independents gon' vote me landslide
vote me landslide, vote me landslide
All my enviormentalists vote me landslide
vote me landslide, Republican

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