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Song Parodies -> "Mayonaisse"

Original Song Title:

"Heaven"

Original Performer:

Dj Sammy

Parody Song Title:

"Mayonaisse"

Parody Written by:

Michael Lane

The Lyrics

Baby your all that i want
when you sitting there in the jar!
Im finding it hard to belive
were in heaven!

Oh thinking about my mayonnaise
There was only you and me
so soft and creeemy!
And now nothing can take you away from me
coz ive tasted you before
but thats over now
and now its mayonnaise galore

Chorus.
Baby your all that i want
when you sitting there in the jar!
Im finding it hard to belive
were in heaven!
And hellmans is all that i need
When i get a bit hungry
It isnt to hard to see we're
in heaven!

Now nothing can change what you mean to me
your my mayonnaise buddy
oh just come to me!
egg whites will lead the way!

Chorus

Now i finished up my jar
now im really really sad
i need to go and get some moreeeee!

Mayo is all that i need and
i found it there on the shelf
its really hard to belive
im in heaven!



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