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Song Parodies -> "I'm So White"

Original Song Title:

"I'm So Hood"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

DJ Khaled

Parody Song Title:

"I'm So White"

Parody Written by:

Mr. Washable

The Lyrics

A song written and performed by Mr. Washable
Mr. Washable, We The Worst!
Who? We Wigga
We The Worst
The Losers!
I Represent the Cracka’s Across The World
And You Represent Those Who Hate The Cracka’s
I’m Emo, I Wanna Die

I’m So White (Listen)
I Wear My Pants Above My Waist
I Can’t Dance, But I Can Stand And Shake
Cause Me and My Friend Wanna Watch the Hockey Game (I’m So White)
And I Wanna Play World of Warcraft Right Now
If I Get Close To A Girl, I Start Talkin About Disco
I Am So White
And If You Feel Me Put Your Horns Up (White)
I’m white My Wiggas Can You Stand Up (I’m So White)
We love Jeff Gordon, Neil Diamond, and Tom Cruise
And You Not White If You Do Not Watch Heroes Dude!

Everybody Wanna Cod Pickin Know Why I Like To Cry Can’t Jump High (Snitch)
I Do It Cause I’m White
I Cut My Wrist, Cause I Wanna Die
Every Day Edit Wikipedia, and I am A Whitey
Livin Life Like A Whimpie That’s Why These Hot Girls Don’t like White Meat
I’m Gonna Put Mayo On My Turkey
The Word Cracka Really Don’t Offend Me
But Just Because You Don’t Like Me
I’m Getting My Razor, and I’m gonna start Cutting
I Like To Go Surfing Bra
See Thats What I Do It For
My High Class White Booty
Just Paid Cash For My New Jacuzzi

I’m So White
Yeah, I Wear My Pants Above My Waist
And I can’t dance, but I can stand a shake
And Me and My Friends watch hockey games (I’m So White)
And I Wanna play World of Warcraft right now
If I get close to a girl, I start talkin about disco
I Am So White
And If You Feel Me Put Your Horns Up (White) I’m white My Wiggas Can You Stand Up (I’m So White)
We love Jeff Gordon, Neil Diamond, and Tom Cruise
And You Not White If You Do Not Watch YouTube

I Waaaatch
Lost. Yeah, I’m a Fan of Fall Out Boy
And Soap Operas Really Bring Me Joy
And I’m A Choirboy (I’m So White)
I Like Makin Out With Guys
And I Like My Pop Pies
Snitchin Is One Of My Pastimes (I’ll tell on you)
Math Is Too Easy
Science Is A Breeze
But I’m Failin P.E. (I Can’t Play B-Ball)
And When You See Me At Amebercrombie
Give Me A Mochachino, and maybe a Dictionary
YoYo

I’m So White (Listen)
I Wear My Pants Above My Waist
And I can’t dance, but I can stand a shake
And Me and My Friends watch hockey games (I’m So White)
And I Wanna play War-Warcraft right now
If I get close to a girl, I start… singing like this
I Am So White
Aruu-ruruu.. (White) You Can’t Undestand Me, I’m Stupid I’m white My Wiggas Can You Stand Up (I’m So White)
We love Jeff Gordon, Neil Diamond, and Tom Cruise
And I Like Punchin White Boys In The Face Yo

Yeah Yo Po Po, That Black Man Stole My Wallet
I’m Snitchn Cause I Wanna, And Cause I Like Clay Aiken
Did You Notice My Shirt Matches My Beanie
Pants Hangin Below Me Cause My Litesavers Heavy (White)
I Saw A Mexican Yesterday, And He Called Me a Pendejo
I Couldn’t Understand Him, But He Said Somethin Bout Blanco
I Ordered Chinese Food, Coulden’t Use The Chopsticks
So I Grabed A Fork, A Muttered, Man Just Forget It
I Watch Jackass, I Like Stuff With High Risk
Like Just Yesterday, I Stole A Bike From A Kid (My Little Brother)
I Have 3 Xbox 360’s, yo I’m Rich
I’d Like To Thank My Mommy for nadjaodais

I’m So White (Listen)
I Wear My Pants Above My Waist
And I can’t dance, but I can stand a shake
And Me and My Friends watch hockey games (I’m So White)
And I Wanna play World of Warcraft right now
If I get close to a girl, I punch her right in the mouth
I Am So White
Cause I Like To Beat My Wife Up (White)
I know It’s Mean But I Don’t Give A What? (I’m So White)
We love Jeff Gordon, Neil Diamond, and Tom Cruise
And You Not White If You Do Not Watch YouTube

I’m So White

Mr. Washable, Tom Cruise, Alanis Morrisate
Roaa
Wigga We So Hood
We The Worst
Psycho Boy
Virginia Sit Down
Let’s Go Somewhere
Cracker~

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Billygoat - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Pretty funny, I'm sure it sounds better than it reads, though.
UnKnownVoter - January 31, 2008 - Report this comment
I love you ~Bwana~ And your Burliness is truly awesome . . .
MrWashableHimself - February 07, 2008 - Report this comment
I Must Say The Above Comment Confuses Me... So Yeah.
LittleCupCakes - February 07, 2008 - Report this comment
Dear Mr Washable, your highness, it is quite difficult to even locate a of pants that rise to the waist! But I do manage to find them . . . ~modestly yours, LadyCC
MrWasha...ThatGuy - February 08, 2008 - Report this comment
True Cup Cake, I also found a pair. I put them on my dog, and she is now white. Ye-eah.
thumper - February 26, 2008 - Report this comment
man dis song i aswome the words sont match the song but it is aswome!!!! your truly anna sa,tx
unKnownVotress - February 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Oh, b'Wana . . . B'wana . . . you speak Heat-Tee??
ryann - May 18, 2009 - Report this comment
aha my friend said this is her song tht reminds her of me lmfao which is kinda bad lmfao! this crap is mad funn yo im so white haha lame as song nigga

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