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Song Parodies -> "Calgon Take Me Away"

Original Song Title:

"Cowboy Take Me Away"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dixie Chicks

Parody Song Title:

"Calgon Take Me Away"

Parody Written by:

Stephen J. Blevins

The Lyrics

I said I wanna take a bath
I wanna run it to the brim
I want it filled with something mild and bubbly
I wanna soak in the warm suds
In the comfort of my home
On a pillow of white ocean
In a tub full of soap

Oh, it feels, good, to me

Calgon take me away
Wash this girl as clean as you can
Make me feel brand new
Keep me fresh for a day
Free from the odors that come and make me feel blue
Make me feel blue

I wanna bathe and not smell
I wanna drip and not towel
I wanna look into the mirror
And just have to say Wow
I wanna have a little fun
For hours and hours
And when I am done
Relish in your cleansing power

Oh it feels, good, to me. Yes it feels good to me.

Calgon take me away
Wash this girl as clean as you can
Make me feel brand new
Keep me fresh for a day
Free from the odors that come and make me feel blue
Make me feel blue

Oh it feels, good, to me

Calgon take me away
Wash this girl as clean as you can
Make me feel brand new
Keep me fresh for a day
Free from the odors that come and make me feel blue
Make me feel blue

Make me feel blue
Calgon take me away
Make me feel blue.

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Dr. Oliver Clozoff - September 24, 2010 - Report this comment
Just came across this gem while browsing the parodies. Very, very nicely done. Makes me mad I didn't think of this one myself!

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