Song Parodies -> Not Ready To Eat Rice

Original Song Title:

"Not Ready To Make Nice"

Original Performer:

Dixie Chicks

  
Parody Song Title:

"Not Ready To Eat Rice"

Parody Written by:

Rocco

Fries, sound good
Rice, I’m not sure I could
They say it tastes just as good
But they’re all crazy

I’m not through, with fat
Fried food is just too good to give it back
I’ll pay, any price
And I’ll keep paying

I’m not ready to eat rice
I’m not ready to choke it down
I’m still hungry as hell and
I don’t have time for rice—white or wild or brown
It’s too late to eat right
I never will although I could
‘Cause I’m hungry as hell
Can’t bring myself to eat what it is they think I should

I know, they say
Can’t you just get over it
It would turn my weight around
And I might like it

But I love my food more and more everyday
With no regrets and I don’t mind sayin’
It’s a sad sad story when a mother will teach her
Daughter that delicious food will put her in danger
And how in the world could somebody eat
Food that tastes and smells like feet
Or write me a letter
Sayin’ I better shutup and eat rice
Or my life will be over

I’m not ready to eat rice
I’m not ready to choke it down
I’m still hungry as hell and
I don’t have time for rice—white or wild or brown
It’s too late to eat right
I never will although I could
‘Cause I’m hungry as hell
Can’t bring myself to eat what it is they think I should

I’m not ready to eat rice
I’m not ready to choke it down
I’m still hungry as hell and
I don’t have time for rice—white or wild or brown
It’s too late to eat right
I never will although I could
‘Cause I’m hungry as hell
Can’t bring myself to eat what it is they think I should

Fries, sound good
Rice, I’m not sure I could
They say it tastes just as good
But they’re all crazy
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