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Original Song Title:

"Not Ready To Make Nice"

Original Performer:

Dixie Chicks

Parody Song Title:

"Untitled"

Parody Written by:

Eric J. Rech

The Lyrics

Once Blondes , Nice Ass... (ets)
Great Ta TA's , That's the Fact
We know they tried so very hard
To cover their Boobies

She sings , Their song
Telling People , That's she's never wrong
Ok, What can we say
She didn't expect this
Cause she's from Texas

She drinks her beer in a plastic cup
She kissed her cousin and she didn't throw up
And she's happy to tell you that her very first time was in the back of a Chevy truck
Now she's back for even more...
Lookout Nashville, this is war!!!
She'll be on Oprah Winfrey,
Counting her blessings just like she was, before?

Ok, She's Torn
A Rubin sandwich, (praise the lord) become reborn
Hint of cash , tastes so good, she's just so sassy, (did you mean country?)

She talked to much so she lied on the couch,
Opened her pants and revealed her pouch,
It's a gosh darn shame she can't eat/be more pie,
Got to get another piece the kids look high,
Turn the channel can't stand CMT,
Put on CNN watch the world, ITS ME!!!!
There's another story look what do they say,
Shove a doughnut in her mouth, just make her go away

She drinks her beer in a plastic cup
She kissed her cousin and she didn't throw up
And she's happy to tell you that her very first time was in the back of a Chevy truck
Now she's back for even more..
Lookout Nashville, this is war!!!
She'll be on Oprah Winfrey,
Counting her blessings just like she was, before?

"She drinks her beer in a plastic cup"
"She kissed her cousin and didn't throw up"
And she's happy to tell you that her very first time was in the back of a Chevy truck
Now she's back for even more..
Lookout Nashville, this is war!!!
She'll be on Oprah Winfrey,
Counting her blessings just like she never was, before

just like she never was, before

Once Blondes, Nice Ass.. (ets)
Great Ta TA's , That's the Fact
We know they tried so very hard
To cover their Boobies
Copyright 2006 Eric J. RechBroke Ass Jokers.

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