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Song Parodies -> "Can't Drive"

Original Song Title:

"Landslide"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Dixie Chicks

Parody Song Title:

"Can't Drive"

Parody Written by:

Dominic L.

The Lyrics

I'm not sure if this works with the original, but you can try.
I drove too fast, and heard a siren.
It was a cop-and he told me to slow down.
Well, I saw his expression-and it gave me the chills.
Well, I can't drive, now, I frown.

Oh, ticket from this guy, is what I got.
Well, I'm still skippin' that diving school
I mean, I know enough that I can get by
But this ticket say I can't drive.

Uh uh (uh uh)
Uh uh (Uh uh)
Uh uh uh uhuhhhh....

Well, I've been afraid of speedin',
cuz I'll recieve a ticket.
And it's not funny
But my kids mock me
they think I'm a phony-too...

Well...
Well, I've been afraid of speedin',
cuz I'll recieve a ticket.
And it's not funny
But my kids mock me
they think I'm a phony-too...

So drive too fast, and hear a siren.
Yeah, and if it's a cop that tells ya' to slow down.
And if you see his expression and you get the chills.
Well, then you can't drive, wear a frown.
And if you see his expression, and you get the chills.
Well, that meeeans...
Well, that meeeans...
Well, that meeeans...
You can't drive, and wear a frown...

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 5

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Red Ant - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
I'll give you the benefit of the doubt on the pacing because A: I haven't heard the DC cover, only TOS. B: I HAVE TO CD but C: I can't find it at the moment as it's buried under a pile of speeding tickets.
Dominic L. - April 27, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks for the vote.. appreciate it
Paris - July 09, 2005 - Report this comment
This song is so sexy, Bob. You should get me and my sexy voice ot sing it. It would be hot. I always get tickets but I flirt my way out of them. Luv ya beeyotch, T.T. Paris
HAGAR - November 09, 2010 - Report this comment
I CAN'T DRIVE 55

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