Look what Trading Spaces is bringing
Two days a new room will be revealed
Used to be filled with lots of knick-knacka's
Now I hope that it never will
They've gone to houses in Indiana
Redone a room with shiny chrome
Boy them paint fumes sure aren't an upper
I'm just glad that the old room's gone

Yes, the old room's gone
No, it ain't been redone since I don't know when
Old room's gone
And it ain't goin' back again

Woman works with her dear ol' nana
Hopin' the room fills with southern charm
So glad that Doug's not wearin' leather
No, he never means to do no harm
Laurie says put that fan in the fire
Homeowner's think she's doin' wrong
Vern thinks the curtains are stunning
Me, I'm glad the old room's gone

Yeah, the old room's gone
Lord, I ain't cleaned the rug since I don't know when
Old room's gone
And it ain't goin' back again

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Now Paige, she needs to just chill
2 days ain't such a big deal
"Paintin' all the walls grey
What will the couple say?"
A grand doesn't go far
Room not below par
Design looks bizarre
Gonna love the brand new bar!

Now a new show comes on every Saturday
Watchin' them redo another home
Handyman Ty sure is damn good lookin'
But Amy-Wynn's in control
Now, they don't want new tile, they would have pre-ferred
Hardwood floors but it's too much cash
They got Hildi and they don't have Frank
I thank, I thank, I thank

I thank God the old room's gone
No, I ain't tiled the floor since I don't know when
Old room's gone
And it ain't goin' back
I said the old room's gone
No, I ain't seen Alex since I don't know when
Old room's gone
And it ain't goin' back again

I said the old room's, old room's, old room's gone
Oh, I said the old room's

Old room's, old room's, old room's gone
Oh, I'm glad the old.....room's.....gone

Old room's, old room's, old room's gone
Yeah yeah