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Song Parodies -> "A Scream Will Increase Your Heart Rate"

Original Song Title:

"A Dream Is A Wish Your Heart Makes"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"A Scream Will Increase Your Heart Rate"

Parody Written by:

Cait Sith

The Lyrics

From the Cinderella soundtrack...OS can be found here:
(A scream will increase)

A scream will increase your heart rate
When you've passed your keep
A scream that you use will vibrate
Whatever the pitch or the screech
Keep waking with screams and someday
Your face will come out white like glue
No matter while your heart is beating
If you keep on sc-reaming
Your deep, inner pitch will come through

A scream will increase your heart rate
Like a beating drum
Not long in the night, you shiver
Thinking no one will save you at all
You scream at the dawn of one fright
Round the corner they'll be waiting for you
Now when your heart beat skips, what follows
Is your limbs going hollow
So scream if you wish, you'll drop soon

When you sc-ream, then your heart starts
A scream will increase the rate of your heart
When you sc-ream, then your heart starts
A scream will increase the rate of your heart

A scream will increase your heart rate
When you cannot sleep
'Cos dreams that you used to love, they
Will never give in to your needs
You shaking them off, but one might
Provide torture that will finally own you
Just when you think you'll see tomorrow
You'll find yourself in sorrow
The scream that you wish would fall through

No matter where you might be breathing
You'll wish you were not living
With screams that you wish were untrue

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Pacing: 3.5
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.3

Total Votes: 12

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Lucy Branston's Great-Granddaughter - July 13, 2006 - Report this comment
Liked this - it's a strange thing, I always find, that dreams cannot be trained. I've woken up in the dead of night terrified on more than one occasion.

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