Song Parodies -> Don't Pull Your Panties Down
| Original Song Title: | "Settle For A Slowdown" |
| Original Performer: | Dierks Bentley |
| Parody Song Title: | "Don't Pull Your Panties Down" |
| Parody Written by: | Eli Ulery |
You must think that Im a fool
Here at the bar tonight alone
Having fun breaking all the rules
And Im drunk and Im stoned
That chick aint fat,She is lean
And I have over a hundred dollar bills
And Im still praying I might see
A pretty woman beside me tonight
But now you have turned
Into a hairy man
You got a beard
You dirty mexican
I keep looking for
The slightest sign
That you may have
A vagina
I know that you are big as a cow
So dont pull your panties down
I must've drunk more than I should
Hoping the girls would change their mind
But those affects of drinking would
Make me have a good time
But now you have turned
Into a hairy man
You got a beard
You dirty mexican
I keep looking for
The slightest sign
That you may have
A vagina
I know that you are big as a cow
So dont pull your panties down
But you have turned
Into a hairy man
You got a beard
You dirty mexican
I see a bulge
In your pants
Please dont tell me
Its what I think it is
I know your big as a cow
I know theres nothing I can do now
Please don't pull your panties down
Dont pull your panties down
Dont pull your penis out
Here at the bar tonight alone
Having fun breaking all the rules
And Im drunk and Im stoned
That chick aint fat,She is lean
And I have over a hundred dollar bills
And Im still praying I might see
A pretty woman beside me tonight
But now you have turned
Into a hairy man
You got a beard
You dirty mexican
I keep looking for
The slightest sign
That you may have
A vagina
I know that you are big as a cow
So dont pull your panties down
I must've drunk more than I should
Hoping the girls would change their mind
But those affects of drinking would
Make me have a good time
But now you have turned
Into a hairy man
You got a beard
You dirty mexican
I keep looking for
The slightest sign
That you may have
A vagina
I know that you are big as a cow
So dont pull your panties down
But you have turned
Into a hairy man
You got a beard
You dirty mexican
I see a bulge
In your pants
Please dont tell me
Its what I think it is
I know your big as a cow
I know theres nothing I can do now
Please don't pull your panties down
Dont pull your panties down
Dont pull your penis out
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