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Song Parodies -> "Fat Old Restraunteurs (EAT SOME PIE!)"

Original Song Title:

"Take No Prisoners (LET EM DIE!)"

Original Performer:

DIE

Parody Song Title:

"Fat Old Restraunteurs (EAT SOME PIE!)"

Parody Written by:

Fatman

The Lyrics

A Horrible heavy metal band, most people have not heard of. anyway, the lead singer is fat, i think, and he should have sung this song instead.
(to be played at no less than 128 decibals)

See Us Coming and you know its trouble,
Put that sign on the door saying were too busy
Itl Be Your own Restraunt stock your replacing

Cause Were
Fat Old Restraunteurs
Fat Old Restraunteurs
Fat Old Restraunteurs (Chinese Or Thai?)
Fat Old Restraunteurs(EAT SOME PIE!)

UHH, PIE!
PIE! PIE!
UHH PIE!
GIMME SOME PIE OR DIE!!!

Everything on the menu is appealing
Were rich so Money is no object
we all weigh a ton so it doesnt matter
give us more food so were Fatter!

Fat Old Restraunteurs
Fat Old Restraunteurs
Fat Old Restraunteurs (Chinese Or Thai?)
Fat Old Restraunteurs(EAT SOME PIE!)

UHH, PIE!
PIE! PIE!
UHH PIE!
GIMME SOME PIE OR DIE!!!

All The Restraunts are closed but theres a delecatessen
shovel food in our faces itl be messin
my granny always made pie,
Why the hell Did She Die?!!!

Fat Old Restraunteurs
Fat Old Restraunteurs
Fat Old Restraunteurs (Chinese Or Thai?)
Fat Old Restraunteurs(EAT SOME PIE!)

UHH, PIE!
PIE! PIE!
UHH PIE!
GIMME SOME PIE OR DIE!!!

Youll Soon Find Out Why,
GIMME SOME PIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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samson - February 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Who Is Die?
Hemlock Soames - May 09, 2005 - Report this comment
The restranteurs are the people who serve the food, not those who eat it. very funny otherwise. :D

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