Song Parodies -> Old Hag
| Original Song Title: | "White Flag" |
| Original Performer: | Dido |
| Parody Song Title: | "Old Hag" |
| Parody Written by: | Rick L. |
Comment please
You were my shink and I shouldn't still stalk you,
My boobs are flat.
Oh if I didn't puke shit, well I would still need it,
There's no sense in that.
Promise if I don't start pushing them higher,
They'll fall back to where they were.
Chorus:
Well I will look hot as I strip,
I will put my hands up and change gender.
I'll end up as an old hag on some floor,
Thought it was love, but you billed me.
I know your life has much stress and
Destruction, I'll bring it back again.
And your worries will double,
I understand you're forced to talk to me again.
I am sure that this makes sense.
chorus
And if you eat,
Which I'm sure you will.
All that was then,
Will weigh more until
You say: I'll pass
And bite your tongue
And cause you stink,
I will move on.
chorus
My boobs are flat.
Oh if I didn't puke shit, well I would still need it,
There's no sense in that.
Promise if I don't start pushing them higher,
They'll fall back to where they were.
Chorus:
Well I will look hot as I strip,
I will put my hands up and change gender.
I'll end up as an old hag on some floor,
Thought it was love, but you billed me.
I know your life has much stress and
Destruction, I'll bring it back again.
And your worries will double,
I understand you're forced to talk to me again.
I am sure that this makes sense.
chorus
And if you eat,
Which I'm sure you will.
All that was then,
Will weigh more until
You say: I'll pass
And bite your tongue
And cause you stink,
I will move on.
chorus
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I know your life has much stress and
Destruction, I'll bring it back again.
And your worries will double,
I understand you're forced to talk to me again.
And if you jump off high roofs then it's over,
I am sure that this makes sense.
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