Song Parodies -> Old Hag

Original Song Title:

"White Flag"

Original Performer:

Dido

  
Parody Song Title:

"Old Hag"

Parody Written by:

Rick L.

Comment please
You were my shink and I shouldn't still stalk you,
My boobs are flat.
Oh if I didn't puke shit, well I would still need it,
There's no sense in that.
Promise if I don't start pushing them higher,
They'll fall back to where they were.

Chorus:
Well I will look hot as I strip,
I will put my hands up and change gender.
I'll end up as an old hag on some floor,
Thought it was love, but you billed me.

I know your life has much stress and
Destruction, I'll bring it back again.
And your worries will double,
I understand you're forced to talk to me again.
I am sure that this makes sense.

chorus

And if you eat,
Which I'm sure you will.
All that was then,
Will weigh more until
You say: I'll pass
And bite your tongue
And cause you stink,
I will move on.

chorus
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Rick L. - January 08, 2008 - Report this comment
I know your life has much stress and Destruction, I'll bring it back again. And your worries will double, I understand you're forced to talk to me again. And if you jump off high roofs then it's over, I am sure that this makes sense.

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