I'm comming round
to cut off the bacon rinds.
You can't eat them any longer.
My god you need,
to stop eating all those pies
they wont make you any stronger.

And yes they'll ask you were you've been
and you'll have to tell them, lingering near the fridge again.

And you probabaly will have to ring up Jenny Craig again,
But I promise you if you stop eating you'll be thin.
And even though your two chins will sag and you'll be sick from consumption.
You can just get liposuction and eat healthy again.

Oh crap your jeans
have ripped up the side.
You cant sew them any longer.
The shops are closed,
and you can hear the thunder.
Just use parashute material, it is stronger.

And yes they'll ask you were you've been
and you'll have to tell them, lingering near the fridge again

And you probabaly will have to ring up Jenny Craig again,
But I promise you if you stop eating you'll be thin.
And even though your two chins will sag and you'll be sick from consumption.
You can just get liposuction and eat healthy again.